Screeching Weasel is an American punk band from Chicago, Illinois. They were formed in 1986 by Ben Weasel (aka Ben Foster who also used to be a columnist for the punk fanzine Maximum Rocknroll) and John Jughead (aka John Pierson). The band gained prominence in the early 1990s after signing to East Bay punk label, Lookout! Records and are cited to be a major influence over many bands playing that style of punk music.
Through the years, the band went through many line-up changes
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DG You dopes are all the same and that's why I'm so ashamed EGA To be a part of what might be called the punk rock community DG You take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly EGA Post messages on AOL but don't you dare fuck with Janelle GD She's everything that you're not, she's not a girl, she is a thought G She's an idea or an ideal that you won't A Ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends DG She's on a Greyhound bus, I ate a hairy coconut EGA I think I might have diverticulitis, Is there too much beer inside us DG Ugly riot girls saying I don't know shit - it hurts EGA To know you care enough to send the very shittiest, so gentlemen GD And ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat G That your stupid on-line world and your A Stupid comments may well be justification for a beating GD Where applicable AD Not valid in Vermont GD Void where prohibited AGD And shut your fucking mouth GD Don't go to Easter Isle AD And overpopulate GD You'll destroy God's Spaceship Earth AGD Dilute dilute OK
"D.I.Y."
[Notes] * (pm) = palm-muted * E = 0 2 2 X X X * E(VII) = X 7 9 9 X X
*** ["D.I.Y."]
[ A / D / F# / E(VII) / D ]
ADF#E(VII)D D.I.Y. Why because we hate you and the dumb look on your face ADF#E(VIII) D D.I.Y. Why because your band's another weak charity case F#DAE Our shows should be five bucks or less, we'll do it for the kids F#DAE(VII) Two legs good, MTV bad, and major labels suck No fucking shit
[ A / D / F# / E(VII) / D ]
ADF#E(VII)D D.I.Y. is simply your only excuse for why you always fail AD Initials on the flag you wave F#E(VII)D When your shitty records won't sell anywhere F#DAE Politics and social comment, twenty dollar words F#DA Won't make your lousy music go down easier E(VII) You can't polish a turd A(pm) D(pm) F#(pm) E(VII)(pm) D(pm) D.I.Y. means do it yourself because it's what you want A(pm) D(pm) It doesn't clean the slate when F#(pm) E(VII)(pm) D(pm) Everything gets all fucked up A(pm) D(pm) F#(pm) E(VII)(pm) D(pm) What would you do you phony fuckhead if you hit it big? AD Stop acting better than me F#E(VII)DA / E(VII) We both know you're full of shit
[ A / D / F# / E(VII) / D / A / E(VII) ] x2
[ End on A ]
"Compact Disc"
[Notes] * All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X * All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X * (pm) = palm-muted
*** ["Compact Disc"]
A(pm) That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc D(pm) A(pm) It's a method of conveying sound, it's square outside, inside it's round A(pm) That thing you're listening to is a digitally accurate D(pm) A(pm) Reading of the numbers that make up different sounds in fact E It's the most technologically advanced F#D Sound reproduction known to man A E (w/ slides up from D#) At least in the commercially viable sense A(pm) That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc D(pm) A(pm) Every subtle nuance of a tune is made available to you A(pm) That thing you're listening to is a high-tech dream come true D(pm) A(pm) Technically it works with laser beams yet you can learn to use it easily EF# Throw your scratched, dusty records in the trash DA It's time to move out of the past E (w/ slides up from D#) In the profit analysis sense
[Solo]
A That thing you're listening to is called a waste of time DA An inferior and overpriced product of an underactive mind A That thing you're listening to is a multi-flawed industry scam D Devoid of any thought or heart at all A It's the antithesis of rock and roll E But no one cares that a record sounds better F#DA Cause you just can't buy them so it just doesn't matter at all E (w/ slides up from D#) And that's common sense
DE E---------------------- B---------------------- G---------------------- D---------------------- A--5-4-----------4-7--- E------7-5-2-5-7-------
"Hey Asshole"
[Notes] * All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X * All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X
*** ["Hey Asshole"]
Hey asshole your teeth are stained brown from all the shit you talk Hey asshole what about all the fat little teenage boys you fuck Hey asshole aside from dealing coke and LSD what have you done Dick
[ E / B / D / A ] x4
B Hey asshole do you feel all warm inside DF# Lording it over a bunch of kids B You're no upright citizen you pig, DF# A tenth grade boy's mouth around your dick B Hey asshole aside from writing pretentious boring DF# Tunes what have you did Hack
[ E / B / D / A ] x4
[ B / G / D / A / D / E ] x4
Motherfucker!
BDF# Hey asshole on the internet a couple dozen mongoloids at your tit BDF# Hey asshole I think your heart done be inflated with horseshit B Yeah shit dude, you fucking dirty old man DF# You fucking tourist, you wrinkled old twit Fuck you
[ E / B / D / A ] x4
[ B / G / D / A / D / E ] x4
BDF# Hey asshole, everybody knows you're the Michael Jackson of punk rock B Asshole
"Racist Society"
[Notes] * (pm) = palm-muted * All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X
*** ["Racist Society"]
ABE Did you know that you live in a racist society AB Did you know you're the privileged class C#(pm) B(pm) A(pm) And everybody else is essentially taking it up the ass
EA Did you know that you could be free EA Did you know that's not the way that it has to be EA Did you know you can still change everything
C#(pm) B(pm) Did you know that there's no such thing as equality A(pm) B(pm) E And there might never be if you don't change ABE Did you know that you live in a war zone (culturally) AB Did you know that your parents were fucked C#(pm) B(pm) A(pm) When they taught you how to fear anybody who wasn't white enough
EA Did you know that you could be free EA Did you know that's not the way that it has to be EA Did you know you can still change everything
C#(pm) B(pm) Did you know that the older you get A(pm) B(pm) It gets easier to blame somebody else for your own mess C#(pm) B(pm) A(pm) Did you know that the Jews don't run the world B(pm) And all black men aren't criminals C#(pm) B(pm) A(pm) Did you know there's a lot of money to be made B(pm) C#(pm) B(pm) From keeping you paranoid, suspicious, worried, frightened A(pm) B(pm) All wound up and tense inside 'cause
EBC#A Big business runs the government and it's not good business EBA(pm) If we burn down the government so they keep us occupied EBC#A With moron TV shows and shitty beer that wipes out brain cells EBA And whining about Congress and stupid fucking income taxes
C# And if that's not enough A To keep your mind off of EB The way you're getting dicked around C# They fill you with fear and hate A Give you someone to blame E For all your problems BA While the country's going down the fucking toilet
EA Do you know what they think of you EA Do you know how contemptuous they are of you EA Do you know how easy you are to fool C#(pm) B(pm) You're like a dog doing after a ball that was never thrown A(pm) B(pm) E(pm) Well guess what you're on your own Good luck
"Nightbreed"
[Notes] * All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X
*** ["Nightbreed"]
[ B / G / E ] w/ Lead Riff A x4
[Verse]: BG This used to be a place where we could walk the streets AE Unrestricted by imaginary fears BG Things didn't seem to be so complicated then AE Til you polluted everything that we had here BG Our little secret was exposed for all its worth AE Stripped of everything that made it good and then BG We were forced out of the world that we created AE And expected to move on and start again
[Chorus]: BDGE We live here today BDGE We live here always always BDGE We live here today BDGE We live here always always
[ B / G / E ] w/ Lead Riff A x2
[Repeat Verse]: The money moved right in and sucked the life right out So the privileged could sit back and enjoy The things that made this place what it was before you came here Were the first things you decided to destroy We walk your streets late at night while you're asleep Creeping from the sewers oozing from the cracks We are the blood that pumps the heart you call your home And any day we're gonna come to take it back
[Repeat Chorus]
BD We live here, we live here, we live here, we live here GE We live here, we live here BD We live here, we live here, we live here, we live here GE We live here, we live here
[Repeat Chorus, End on B]
Lead Riff A (w/ rhythm guitar chords) BGE E---------------------------- B--7-0-7-0-7-8--7-0---------- G-------------------7-6------ D-----------------------9-7-- A---------------------------- E---------------------------- and repeat
After playing the lead three times at the start, and after playing it once after the first chorus, play this slight variation: