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Jeannies Got A Problem

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Screeching Weasel is an American punk band from Chicago, Illinois. They were formed in 1986 by Ben Weasel (aka Ben Foster who also used to be a columnist for the punk fanzine Maximum Rocknroll) and John Jughead (aka John Pierson). The band gained prominence in the early 1990s after signing to East Bay punk label, Lookout! Records and are cited to be a major influence over many bands playing that style of punk music.

Through the years, the band went through many line-up changes

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From: [email protected]
Date: Fri, 12 Jan 1996 22:14:11 -0500
Subject: CRD: "Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus," Screeching Weasel

"Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus"
performed by Screeching Weasel
written by Ben Weasel
(C) 1992 No Budget Productions
(P) 1992 Lookout! Records
from the Lookout! Records release Wiggle (LK 63 LP/CS/CD)
transcribed by Mike Ripplinger ([email protected])

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["Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus"

[ A / E / D ] x4

[Verse]:
A D A E
Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries
A D E
She's got trouble with her tubes
A D A E
If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find
A D E
A completely empty room

[Chorus]:
A G
Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
D
Her uterus is useless
A G
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
D
Her uterus is useless

[Verse]:
Her physician injected fluids in her private parts
But she just won't believe
That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive

[Repeat Chorus]

A D E A D E
Jeannie isn't ovulating, Jeannie isn't ovulating
A D E A E D
Jeannie isn't ovulating now

A E
No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare
G D A
To the pain that Jeannie's going through this year
E
Her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
G D A
Now Jeannie's operation must commence
E G A(12th)
Artificial insemination can't
E G A(12th)
Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs

[ A / E / D ] x4

[Verse]:
Jeannie isn't ovulating even though
She took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay
The gigantic doctor bills

[Repeat Chorus twice]

[End on A]

Lead
E-----------------------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test

E-------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
Now Jeannie's operation must commence

E----------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-------------10-------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't

E------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------|
D--------------------------------------------------------------7---|
Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!