Screeching Weasel
I Wanna Be a Homosexual
from Kill the Musicians (1989)
arranged by finalityshade
[DISCLAIMER]
I didn't see chords on here and barely any correct lyrics.
Also key is tuned a half step down, so transpose it up a step to C instead
if you want to play with the record.
[INTRO]
B C# E x2
[Verse]:
B C# E
I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist--
B C# E
Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man
B C# E B
Mincing ninny, a prancing fairy, merry little queen
C# B C# B
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream, a nancy boy with wings--
[Chorus]:
B F# G# E B
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
F# G# E B
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
F# G# E B
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
F# G# E
I wanna be
[Verse]:
B C# E
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!---
B C# E
You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine
B C# E B
So what's the difference, Mr. Cream Rinse, you just need a man
C# B C# E B
A beefy little fag to take you out in drag, oh yeah!--
[Repeat chorus]
[Bridge]:
E F# D# G# E
Call me a faggot, call me a butt-lovin', fudge packin' queer -- I. don't. care
F#
cause it's the straight in straight edge
D# G#
That makes me wanna drink your beer
E
and be a pansy,
F#
and be a homo
[Verse]:
B C# E
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!--
B C# B
You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street
B C# E B
Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, you're so full of sh*t!
C# B C# E B
Why don't you admit you don't have the balls to be a queer!
[Repeat chorus and end on B]