Biography:
Widespread Panic is a rock band which formed in Athens, Georgia, United States in 1986. The band currently consists of John Bell (vocals, guitar), Jimmy Herirng (guitar), Dave Schools (bass), John "JoJo" Hermann (keyboards), Domingo "Sunny" Ortiz (percussion) and Todd Nance (drums). The band has previously included Michael Houser (guitar) and George McConnell (guitar) and have released 11 albums.
Michael Houser and John Bell ('JB') met at the University of Georgia at Athens between 1982 and 1984
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Other songs:
- Aunt Avis
- Blue Indian
- Chilly Water
- Christmas Katie
- Diner
- Makes Sense To Me
- Nobody's Loss
- Pickin' Up The Pieces
- Pleas
- Porch Song
- Radio Child
- Space Wrangler
- Action Man
- Aint Life Grand
- Airplane
- All Time Low
- And It Stoned Me Live
- Barstools And Dreamers
- Bayou Lena
- Benefactor
- Big Wooly Mammoth
- C Brown
- Climb To Safety
- Coconuts
- Crack And Whistle
- Dog Song
- Dont Tell The Band
- Dont Wanna Lose You
- Dyin Man
- Entering A Black Hole Backwards
- Fishwater
- From The Cradle
- Gimme
- Give
- Glory
- Goodbye My Love
- Gradle
- Greta
- Heroes
- Holden Oversoul
- Hope In A Hopeless World
- Im Not Alone
- Imitation Leather Shoes
- Imposible
- Jack
- Little Lilly
- Love Tractor
- Me And The Devil Blues
- Mercy
- Old Joe
- One Arm Steve
- Papas Home
- Plastic Jesus
- Proving Ground
- Sparks Fly
- Stop And Go
- This Cruel Thing
- Up All Night
- Weight Of The World
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Plastic Jesus
Tab based on original tab: https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/ed_rush/plastic_jesus_chords_1051351
Verses arranged according to Widespread Panic arrangement
https://youtu.be/5j5Ohj6s26w
[Chorus]
D
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
G
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
D A Asus4 A
Riding on the dashboard of my car
D
Through all trials and tribulations,
G
We will travel every nation,
D A D Dsus4 D
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
[Verse]
D
Riding through the thoroughfare
G
With his nose right up there in the air
D A Asus4 A
A wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind
D
Trouble coming, but he don't see
G
He just keeps his plastic eyes on me
D A D Dsus4 D
And any other thing that rides behind
[Verse]
D
God made Christ a Holy Jew
G
made Him a Christian too
D A Asus4 A
Paradoxes populate my car
D
Joseph beams nfeignied elan
G
From the shaggy dash of my furlined van
D A D Dsus4 D
Famous cuckold in the master plan
[Verse]
D
Right theres Naughty Mary, snug and smiling
G
Jesus dainty and beguiling
D A Asus4 A
Knee-deep in the piling of my van
D
His message clear by night or day
G
My phosphorescent plastic Gay
D A D Dsus4 D
Simpering on the dashboard of my van
[Chorus]
D G
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,
D A Asus4 A
riding on the dashboard of my car
D
Through all trials and tribulations,
G
we will travel every nation,
D A D Dsus4 D
with my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
[Verse]
D
When I find myself in a traffic jam
G
He don't care if I say Damn
D A Asus4 A
I just let all the curses roll
D
Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
G
cuz he's sportin a plastic ear
D A D Dsus4 D
The man who invented plastic saved my soul
[Verse]
D
You can buy a sweet Madonna,
G
dressed in rhinestone sitting on a
D A Asus4 A
pedestal of abalone shell
D
Goin' ninety, I'm not scary,
G
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
D A D Dsus4 D
guaranteeing I won't go to Hell
[Verse]
D
I don't care if it bumps or jostles
G
I got the Twelve Apostles
D A Asus4 A
Bolted to the dashboard of my car
D
Don't I sew a pious mess
G
Such a crowd of holiness
D A D Dsus4 D
Strung across the dashboard of my car
[Verse]
D
I don't care if it's dark or scary,
G
I got magnetic Mary,
D A Asus4 A
ridin' on the dashboard of my car
D
I feel I'm protected amply,
G
I've got the whole Holy Family,
D A D Dsus4 D
riding on the dashboard of my car
[Chorus]
D G
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
D A Asus4 A
Riding on the dashboard of my car
D
Once his robe was snowy white
G
Now it isn't quite so bright
D A D Dsus4 D
Stained by the smoke of my cigar
D G
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,
D A Asus4 A
riding on the dashboard of my car
D
Through all trials and tribulations,
G
we will travel every nation,
D A D Dsus4 D
with my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
Tab based on original tab: https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/ed_rush/plastic_jesus_chords_1051351
Verses arranged according to Widespread Panic arrangement
https://youtu.be/5j5Ohj6s26w
[Chorus]
D
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
G
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
D A Asus4 A
Riding on the dashboard of my car
D
Through all trials and tribulations,
G
We will travel every nation,
D A D Dsus4 D
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
[Verse]
D
Riding through the thoroughfare
G
With his nose right up there in the air
D A Asus4 A
A wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind
D
Trouble coming, but he don't see
G
He just keeps his plastic eyes on me
D A D Dsus4 D
And any other thing that rides behind
[Verse]
D
God made Christ a Holy Jew
G
made Him a Christian too
D A Asus4 A
Paradoxes populate my car
D
Joseph beams nfeignied elan
G
From the shaggy dash of my furlined van
D A D Dsus4 D
Famous cuckold in the master plan
[Verse]
D
Right theres Naughty Mary, snug and smiling
G
Jesus dainty and beguiling
D A Asus4 A
Knee-deep in the piling of my van
D
His message clear by night or day
G
My phosphorescent plastic Gay
D A D Dsus4 D
Simpering on the dashboard of my van
[Chorus]
D G
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,
D A Asus4 A
riding on the dashboard of my car
D
Through all trials and tribulations,
G
we will travel every nation,
D A D Dsus4 D
with my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
[Verse]
D
When I find myself in a traffic jam
G
He don't care if I say Damn
D A Asus4 A
I just let all the curses roll
D
Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
G
cuz he's sportin a plastic ear
D A D Dsus4 D
The man who invented plastic saved my soul
[Verse]
D
You can buy a sweet Madonna,
G
dressed in rhinestone sitting on a
D A Asus4 A
pedestal of abalone shell
D
Goin' ninety, I'm not scary,
G
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
D A D Dsus4 D
guaranteeing I won't go to Hell
[Verse]
D
I don't care if it bumps or jostles
G
I got the Twelve Apostles
D A Asus4 A
Bolted to the dashboard of my car
D
Don't I sew a pious mess
G
Such a crowd of holiness
D A D Dsus4 D
Strung across the dashboard of my car
[Verse]
D
I don't care if it's dark or scary,
G
I got magnetic Mary,
D A Asus4 A
ridin' on the dashboard of my car
D
I feel I'm protected amply,
G
I've got the whole Holy Family,
D A D Dsus4 D
riding on the dashboard of my car
[Chorus]
D G
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
D A Asus4 A
Riding on the dashboard of my car
D
Once his robe was snowy white
G
Now it isn't quite so bright
D A D Dsus4 D
Stained by the smoke of my cigar
D G
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,
D A Asus4 A
riding on the dashboard of my car
D
Through all trials and tribulations,
G
we will travel every nation,
D A D Dsus4 D
with my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
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