WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - TRIGGER HAPPY
[Intro]
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Trigger happy, trigger happy...
[Verse]
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Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right
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Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
[Verse 2]
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There's no feeling any greater
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Than to shoot first and ask questions later
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Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
[Verse]
Ab
Well you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
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Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight
[Verse 2]
Eb
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
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That out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson
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Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
[Chorus]
Eb7
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Ab
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Eb7
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Ab
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Db
(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
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Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
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Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
[Verse]
Ab
Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den
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I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
[Verse 2]
Eb
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
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It's just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
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You know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
[Verse]
Ab
Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
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Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
[Verse 2]
Eb
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
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We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
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Well I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
[Chorus]
Eb7
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Ab
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Eb7
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Ab
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Db
(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Ab F
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
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Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
[Bridge]
Db
Come on and grab your ammo
Ab
What have you got to lose?
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We'll all get liquored up
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And shoot at anything that moves
[Verse]
Bb
Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
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Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
[Verse 2]
F
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
Eb
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
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Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
[Chorus]
F7
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Bb
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
F7
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Bb
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Eb
(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Bb G
Yes, I'm trigger, I'm so trigger happy
[Coda]
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Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
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(Watch out or I blow you away)
Cm F Bb
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
G
(Watch out or I blow you away)
Cm F Bb
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
G
(Watch out or I blow you away)
Cm F Bb
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
G
(Watch out or I blow you away)
[Fade Out]