Standard Tuning EADGBe
NO CAPO
Intro:
Gm Dm Gm Dm G# A# G# A#
Gm Dm Gm Dm G# A# G# A#
Verse 1:
Cm A# D# G# D# A# D#
Once there was this kid who took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
G# A# D# A# D# G# D# A#
And when he finally came back, he had cane marks all over his bottom
B D# B A# G#
He said that it was from when the warden whacked it so hard
Chorus 1:
Gm Dm Gm Dm G# A# G# A#
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Gm Dm Gm Dm G# A# G# A#
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Verse 2:
Cm A# D# G# D# A# D#
Once there was this girl who swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
G# A# D# A# D# G# D# A#
And when she finally made it, she saw some other girl who was better
B D# B A# G#
And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneecap
Chorus 2:
Gm Dm Gm Dm G# A# G# A#
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Gm Dm Gm Dm G# A# G# A#
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Bridge:
Fm D# A#
They got paid for their sound bites
Fm D# A#
And sold their TV movie rights
Verse 3:
Cm A# D# G# D# A# D#
And then there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
G# A# D# A# D# G# D# A#
And when he finally came to, he found that Mr. Happy was missing
B D# B A# G#
He couldn't quite explain it, it'd always just been there
Chorus 3:
Gm Dm Gm Dm G# A# G# A#
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Gm Dm Gm Dm G# A# G# A#
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
(fade out "aahh aah aaahh aahhh)