Biography:
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Other songs:
- Albuquerque
- Another One Rides The Bus
- Callin' In Sick
- Canadian Idiot
- Do I Creep You Out?
- Don't Download This Song
- Eat It
- Ebay
- Everything You Know Is Wrong
- Hamilton Polka
- Jerry Springer
- Pancreas
- Polkamon
- Since You've Been Gone
- Skipper Dan
- Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
- The Night Santa Went Crazy
- The Saga Begins
- Virus Alert
- White And Nerdy
- Why Does This Always Happen To Me
- You Don't Love Me Anymore
- You're Pitiful
- Yoda
- A Complicated Song
- Amish Paradise
- Another Tatoo
- Avocado
- Captain Underpants Theme Song
- Christmas At Ground Zero
- Close But No Cigar
- Cnr
- Dare To Be Stupid
- Don't Download This Song
- Dont Wear Those Shoes
- Foil
- Frank's 2000 Inch Tv
- Generic Blues
- Genius In France
- Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
- Grapefruit Diet
- Gump
- Hardware Store
- Headline News
- I Lost On Jeopardy
- I Think Im A Clone Now
- If That Isnt Love
- Jackson Park Express
- Jurassic Park
- Like A Surgeon
- Living With A Hernia
- Midnight Star
- Mission Statement
- Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
- My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder
- My Bologna
- Nature Trail To Hell
- Party In The Cia
- Phony Calls
- Polka Face
- Saga Begins
- Spam
- The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
- The Checks In The Mail
- The Hamilton Polka
- This Is The Life
- Tmz
- Traffic Jam
- Trigger Happy
- Word Crimes
- You Don't Love Me Anymore
- You Make Me
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
These chords were made by user "Buff" and buried in a thread on the Weird Al forums. Enjoy!
Intro:
D D Dsus4 D x 3
D G
Jillian was her name
D G
She was sweeter than aspartame
Her kisses reconfigured my DNA
And after that I never was the same
And I loved her even more than
Marlon Brando loved soufflé
She was gorgeous, she was charming,
Yeah, she was perfect in every way
Except she was always using the word "infer"
When she obviously meant "imply"
A
And I know some guys would put up with that kinda thing
G
But frankly, I can't imagine why
D
And I told her, I said, "Hey!
G
Are we playing horseshoes honey?
Am G
No I don't think we are,
D G
You're close (close!)
D
But no cigar!"
Then I met sweet young Janet
Prettiest thing on the planet
Had a body hotter than a habañero
She had lips like a ripe pomegranate
And I was crazy like Manson about her
She got me all choked up like Mama Cass
She had a smile so incredibly radiant
You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
I thought: after all these years of searching around
I've found my soulmate finally
But one day I found out she actually owned a copy
Of _Joe Dirt_ on DVD, oh no
I said, "Hey! Are we lobbin' hand grenades, kiddo?
No I don't think we are
You're close (close!)
Oh, so very close (close!)
Yeah baby, you're close (close!)
So close, but no cigar!"
D5 D7
Aww yeah
Dsus4 Dm
Aww no
Asus4 Asus4
Aww yeah
A A
Aww no
D
Alright!
Intro:
D D Dsus4 D x 3
D G
Jillian was her name
D G
She was sweeter than aspartame
Her kisses reconfigured my DNA
And after that I never was the same
And I loved her even more than
Marlon Brando loved soufflé
She was gorgeous, she was charming,
Yeah, she was perfect in every way
Except she was always using the word "infer"
When she obviously meant "imply"
A
And I know some guys would put up with that kinda thing
G
But frankly, I can't imagine why
D
And I told her, I said, "Hey!
G
Are we playing horseshoes honey?
Am G
No I don't think we are,
D G
You're close (close!)
D
But no cigar!"
Then I met sweet young Janet
Prettiest thing on the planet
Had a body hotter than a habañero
She had lips like a ripe pomegranate
And I was crazy like Manson about her
She got me all choked up like Mama Cass
She had a smile so incredibly radiant
You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
I thought: after all these years of searching around
I've found my soulmate finally
But one day I found out she actually owned a copy
Of _Joe Dirt_ on DVD, oh no
I said, "Hey! Are we lobbin' hand grenades, kiddo?
No I don't think we are
You're close (close!)
Oh, so very close (close!)
Yeah baby, you're close (close!)
So close, but no cigar!"
D5 D7
Aww yeah
Dsus4 Dm
Aww no
Asus4 Asus4
Aww yeah
A A
Aww no
D
Alright!
Westlife
Westworld
Wet
Wet Wet Wet
Weyes Blood
White Shoes And (...)
White Stripes
White Town
Whitesnake
Whitewoods