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- Do I Creep You Out?
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- Eat It
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- Everything You Know Is Wrong
- Hamilton Polka
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- Pancreas
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- Since You've Been Gone
- Skipper Dan
- Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
- The Night Santa Went Crazy
- The Saga Begins
- Virus Alert
- White And Nerdy
- Why Does This Always Happen To Me
- You Don't Love Me Anymore
- You're Pitiful
- Yoda
- A Complicated Song
- Amish Paradise
- Another Tatoo
- Avocado
- Captain Underpants Theme Song
- Christmas At Ground Zero
- Close But No Cigar
- Cnr
- Dare To Be Stupid
- Don't Download This Song
- Dont Wear Those Shoes
- Foil
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- Generic Blues
- Genius In France
- Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
- Grapefruit Diet
- Gump
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- Headline News
- I Lost On Jeopardy
- I Think Im A Clone Now
- If That Isnt Love
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- Jurassic Park
- Like A Surgeon
- Living With A Hernia
- Midnight Star
- Mission Statement
- Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
- My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder
- My Bologna
- Nature Trail To Hell
- Party In The Cia
- Phony Calls
- Polka Face
- Saga Begins
- Spam
- The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
- The Checks In The Mail
- The Hamilton Polka
- This Is The Life
- Tmz
- Traffic Jam
- Trigger Happy
- Word Crimes
- You Don't Love Me Anymore
- You Make Me
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With Capo on first fret.
[Intro]
Am C
Uh huh
G
extra cheese
Am C
Uh huh
G
save a peice for me
[Verse 1]
C
pizza, party at your house
Am
i went, just to check it out
F G
nineteen extra larges, what a shame knowone came
C
just us eating all alown
Am
you said take the pizza home
F G
no sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced
[Pre-Chorus]
F
pizza all day, and every day
Am
cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
F
and i sure dont care, for irregularities
C (let it ring)
tell me
[Chorus]
Am F C
Why'd you have to and make me so constipated
G
couse right now id do
Am F C
anything at all to get my bowles evacuated
G
in the bathroom
Am F
and i sit, and i wait, and i strain
C G
and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh,
Gm Bb (let it ring)
should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated
No no no
[Verse 2]
C
i was, feeling pretty down
Am
till my, girlfriend came around
F G
were just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say
C
in fact, i just thought i might
Am
pop the, question there that night
F G
i was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me
[Pre-Chorus]
F
who would have guest, her family crest
Am
i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
F
and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
C (let it ring)
tell me
[Chorus]
Am F C
how was i supposed to know that we were both related
G
belive me if i
Am F C
new she was my cousin we never would have dated
G
what to do now
Am F
should i go ahead and propose
C G
and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes
Gm Bb (let it ring)
and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated
No no no
C
No no (no no)
Am
No no (no no)
F
No No (no no)
G
No...
[Verse 3]
C
i had, so much on my mind
Am
i thought, maybe id unwind
F G
try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide
[Pre-Chorus]
F
said not to stand, but thats a demand
Am
that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
F
and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
C (let it ring)
tell me
[Chorus]
Am F C
why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated
G
this really is a
Am F C
major inconvenience oh man i really hate it
G
such a drag now
Am F
i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore
C G
i cant belch or yodell any more, cant
Gm Bb (let it ring)
spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
oh no
[Chorus]
Am F C
why'd i have to go and myself all mutilated
G
i gotta tell you
Am F C
life without a head kinda makes me irritated
G
what a bummer
Am F
i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze
C G
but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now
Gm Bb (let it ring)
ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated
No no no
[Intro]
Am C
Uh huh
G
extra cheese
Am C
Uh huh
G
save a peice for me
[Verse 1]
C
pizza, party at your house
Am
i went, just to check it out
F G
nineteen extra larges, what a shame knowone came
C
just us eating all alown
Am
you said take the pizza home
F G
no sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced
[Pre-Chorus]
F
pizza all day, and every day
Am
cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
F
and i sure dont care, for irregularities
C (let it ring)
tell me
[Chorus]
Am F C
Why'd you have to and make me so constipated
G
couse right now id do
Am F C
anything at all to get my bowles evacuated
G
in the bathroom
Am F
and i sit, and i wait, and i strain
C G
and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh,
Gm Bb (let it ring)
should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated
No no no
[Verse 2]
C
i was, feeling pretty down
Am
till my, girlfriend came around
F G
were just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say
C
in fact, i just thought i might
Am
pop the, question there that night
F G
i was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me
[Pre-Chorus]
F
who would have guest, her family crest
Am
i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
F
and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
C (let it ring)
tell me
[Chorus]
Am F C
how was i supposed to know that we were both related
G
belive me if i
Am F C
new she was my cousin we never would have dated
G
what to do now
Am F
should i go ahead and propose
C G
and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes
Gm Bb (let it ring)
and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated
No no no
C
No no (no no)
Am
No no (no no)
F
No No (no no)
G
No...
[Verse 3]
C
i had, so much on my mind
Am
i thought, maybe id unwind
F G
try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide
[Pre-Chorus]
F
said not to stand, but thats a demand
Am
that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
F
and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
C (let it ring)
tell me
[Chorus]
Am F C
why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated
G
this really is a
Am F C
major inconvenience oh man i really hate it
G
such a drag now
Am F
i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore
C G
i cant belch or yodell any more, cant
Gm Bb (let it ring)
spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
oh no
[Chorus]
Am F C
why'd i have to go and myself all mutilated
G
i gotta tell you
Am F C
life without a head kinda makes me irritated
G
what a bummer
Am F
i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze
C G
but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now
Gm Bb (let it ring)
ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated
No no no
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