C Em Am
Women aren't funny
F
Everyone knows it
G
But they keep watching
C
Cause they have boobies
C Em Am
Effing panty party
F
You're wasting your time now
G
You should be in pageants
C
Give us a shimmy
Am Em F
Get your ass in the kitchen
D
And quiet your bitching
C Em Am
All I hear people say
F
This girl is so boring
G
I'd probably be laughing
C
If she had a penis
C Em Am
Women aren't funny
F
Everyone knows it
G
They just don't tell you
C
Cause they want pussy
Am Em F
Consider going bra-less
D
Now that'd be humorous
C Em Am
Bitch you're wasting your time
F
Make some children
G
The clock is a-ticking
C
You ain't getting younger
C Em Am
Women aren't funny
F
Everyone knows it
G
But they don't tell you
C
Make me a sandwich x