Tripod - Ikea
G7 = 353433
C7#9 = X3234X
[G7] [C7#9]
[G7]I think that [C7#9]I wanna [G7]try getting [C7#9]work with the [G7]guy,
Who makes the [C7#9]plastic [G7]television [C7#9]sets for I[F]kea.
I, I, Ikea... I, Ikea...
So they can put them on show.
[G7] [C7#9]
[G7I think they [C7#9]must cost a [G7]lot, they look [C7#9]real and they're [G7]not,
They're only [C7#9]fake and they [G7]put them on the [C7#9]shelves at I[F]kea.
I, I, Ikea... I, Ikea...
So when the customers [G7]go, [C7#9] [G7]
[C7#9]And wonder [A7]what the stuff would look like at home,
It's all set up so they know! [C7]
[Am]I'd have to learn about [E]plastics and all the ind[F]ustrial tech[C]niques.
[Am]I could branch out on a [E]sideline,
And make plastic [F]food that you can't [C]eat.
And plastic [G]trees, but my [F]first love is T[G]Vs.
T T T V V Vs, T T T V V Vs T T T TVs.
[G7]You feel so [C7#9]good, they don't [G7]think there's a [C7#9]lot that's at [G7]stake
I'd serve the [C7#9]world by [G7]making plastic [C7#9]stuff for I[F]kea.
I, I, Ikea... Scod just fucked up...
The stuff that isn't for sale.
[G7] [C7#9]
[G7]You feel so [C7#9]good, so at [G7]ease,
There's no [C7#9]crime or dis[G7]ease,
My plastic [C7#9]stuff would [G7]make the custo[C7#9]mers feel hap[F]pier.
Hap-hap-happier, hap-hap-happier.
Plastic world at I[G]kea.
Plastic world, plastic world, plastic world!
There's no e[F]lectrical problems...
There's no problems...
... with a [C]plastic CD player.
You can't hurt your back...
And you can't [F]hurt your back...
... carrying a [G]hollow fridge.
You'll never [F]see a single murder,
There's no violence on the [C]blank screen of the telly.
Plastic [Am]printers don't use [E]paper, not a [F]single [G]tree is [C7#9]killed.
[F]My plastic [C7#9]television...
I think that I wanna [F]try,
My plastic television...
[C7#9]Getting work with the [F]guy,
My plastic television...
[C7#9]Who makes the plastic
[F]television sets for [C7#9]Ikea.