F
Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall
Am
To remind me that I am a fool
C
Tell me where I came from what I will always be
F
Just a spoiled little kid who went to Catholic school
Am C
When I am dead I won’t join their ranks
F A
Because they are both holy and free
Am A C
And I'm in Ohio satanic and chained up
G F
And until the end that’s how it’ll be
C G F A A
I said make me love myself so that I might love you
C G F A
Don’t make me a liar because I swear to God
Am Dm
When I said it I thought it was true
F
Saint Calvin told me not to worry about you
A#
But he’s got his own things to deal with
Dm
There’s really just one thing that we have in common
D F
Neither of us will be missed
F Dm
Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway
A# Am
You always said how you loved dogs
C G
I don’t know if I count but I'm trying my best
F Am
When I'm howling and barking these songs