[Verse 1]
Cm/Ab
Mr. Henry stumbles home
F Bb7
When the evening's done
Eb Dbdim7
He's as poor as a church mouse
G7
High on the Meyer's rum
Ab Eb/Bb
Tugging at his shirttail
Ab G/D
Jiggling a church key
F7
Chewing on a toothpick
Bb7sus Bb7
On another binge
[Verse 2]
Cm/Ab
Trampling the rosebush
F Bb7
Whistin' to himself...
Eb Dbdim7
Now don't wake up the neighbours
G7
Spitting on the hinge
Ab Eb/Bb
Rattling the milkbottles
Ab G/D
Tripping on a skate
F7
Hidin' from the Newsboys
Bb7sus Bb7
Before it's too late
[Verse 3]
Cm/Ab
The Screen door's open
F Bb7
Don't make no noise in the Kitchen
Eb Dbdim7
Got no excuse
G7
For a cold, grey wife that starts bitchin'
Ab Eb/Bb
That the no good bum's
Ab G/D
at it again
F7
After she's given him
Bb7sus Bb7
The best years of her life
[Verse 4]
Cm/Ab
He'll tell her he was celebrating
F Bb7
Savage's divorce
Eb Dbdim7
Played a hunch out at Yonkers
G7
You can never trust a horse
Ab Eb/Bb
And thrown in jail
Ab G/D
Swore he'd never do these things again
F7
He's got an alibi
Bb7sus Bb7
But never tells her where he's been
"Henry! Henry!"