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Who made me the genius I am today,
The mathematician that others all quote?
Who's the professor that made me that way,
The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat?
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One man deserves the credit,
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One man deserves the blame,
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and Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name. Oy!
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Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache...
[Verse 1]
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I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics: Plagiarize!
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Plagiarise,
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Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
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Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
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So don't shade your eyes,
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But plagiarise, plagiarise, plagiarise...
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Only be sure always to call it please, "research".
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And ever since I meet this man my life is not the same,
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And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name. Oy!
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Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache...
[Verse 2]
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I am never forget the day I am given first original paper to write. It
Cdim Bdim Bbdim Adim Abdim Gdim
was on Analytic and Algebraic Topology of Locally Euclidean Metrization
F#dim Fdim Edim Ebdim
of Infinitely Differentiable Riemannian Manifold.
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Bozhe moi!
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This I know from nothing. What I am going to do?
But I think of great Lobachevsky and I get idea - haha!
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I have a friend in Minsk,
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Who has a friend in Pinsk,
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Whose friend in Omsk has friend in Tomsk
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With friend in Akmolinsk.
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His friend in Alexandrovsk
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Has friend in Petropavlovsk,
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Whose friend somehow is solving now
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The problem in Dnepropetrovsk.
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And when his work is done -
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Haha! - begins the fun.
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From Dnepropetrovsk to Petropavlovsk,
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By way of Iliysk, And Novorossiysk,
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To Alexandrovsk to Akmolinsk
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To Tomsk to Omsk
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To Pinsk to Minsk
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To me the news will run,
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Yes, to me the news will run!
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And then I write by morning, night,
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And afternoon, and pretty soon
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My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed,
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When he finds out I published first!
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And who made me a big success
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And brought me wealth and fame?
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Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name. Oy!
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Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache...
[Verse 3]
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I am never forget the day my first book is published.
Every chapter I stole from somewhere else.
Index I copy from old Vladivostok telephone directory.
This book, this book was sensational!
Pravda - ah, Pravda - Pravda said:
"Jeel beel kara ogoday blyum blocha jeli," ("It stinks").
But Izvestia! Izvestia said:
"Jai, do gudoo sun sai pere shcum," ("It stinks").
Metro-Goldwyn-Moskva bought the movie rights for six million rubles,
Changing title to 'The Eternal Triangle',
With Ingrid Bergman playing part of hypotenuse.
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And who deserves the credit?
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And who deserves the blame?
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Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name.
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Oy!