Biography:
Tim Hawkins is a professional christian comedian.
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Other songs:
- Hey There Delilah
- The Dogs On Fire
- 3Rd Wheel
- A Whiff Of Kansas
- Chick
- Cletus Take The Reel
- Colonoscopy Song
- Daddy Boy Can Survive
- God Is Good
- I Work At Subway
- Im Not Gonna Buy You And Iphone
- Junk Drawer
- My Arms Are Broken
- No You Didnt
- Old White Man
- Pretty Pink Tractor
- Sound Of Starbucks
- Stalker
- Things You Dont Say To Your Wife
- Time Of Your Life
- Troubleshooting
- Waiting For Your Attitude To Change
- What I Believe
- Yoga Pants
- You Imbecile
- Youre Staying Home
Four years of hard work!
This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
Am7 Chord-
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Verse 1-
C Cmaj9 Am7 F
last Saturday, my friends took me, out on their new boat, to water ski.
C Cmaj9 Am7
I didn't know how to, so I tried to fake, till they hit the gas, and dragged
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me round the the lake.
Chorus-
C Cmaj9 Am7 F
my arms are broken, and my legs are, too, this is not a blast, I mean, nobody cares.
C Cmaj9 Am7 F
my arms ar- Eh, ooh, ow ow.
Verse-
C Cmaj9 Am7 F
I remember when, not long ago, my friends took me to ski in the snow.
C Cmaj9 Am7
I got off the lift, and I grabbed my poles, and then I tumbled down,
F
and next thing I know.
Chorus-
C Cmaj9 Am7
my arms were broken, and my legs were, too, well I had no hope, on a black
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diamond slope.
C Cmaj9 Am7
my arms were broken, I can't forget that day, well I should have chilled, and
F
took the bunny hill.
C
my arms ar- Arrgh!
Bridge-
C Cmaj9 Bb
If I had just one wish, only one demand, is that you'd call the nurse, to change
Am7
my bed pan.
C Cmaj9 Bb
I would do it myself, with my own two hands, but I can not because my arms are
Cmaj9
bro-o-ken.
Ehh Aragha!
C
They're broken.
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e|0----------
B|---1-------
G|0----------
D|------2----
A|0----------
E|0----------
Verse 1-
C Cmaj9 Am7 F
last Saturday, my friends took me, out on their new boat, to water ski.
C Cmaj9 Am7
I didn't know how to, so I tried to fake, till they hit the gas, and dragged
F
me round the the lake.
Chorus-
C Cmaj9 Am7 F
my arms are broken, and my legs are, too, this is not a blast, I mean, nobody cares.
C Cmaj9 Am7 F
my arms ar- Eh, ooh, ow ow.
Verse-
C Cmaj9 Am7 F
I remember when, not long ago, my friends took me to ski in the snow.
C Cmaj9 Am7
I got off the lift, and I grabbed my poles, and then I tumbled down,
F
and next thing I know.
Chorus-
C Cmaj9 Am7
my arms were broken, and my legs were, too, well I had no hope, on a black
F
diamond slope.
C Cmaj9 Am7
my arms were broken, I can't forget that day, well I should have chilled, and
F
took the bunny hill.
C
my arms ar- Arrgh!
Bridge-
C Cmaj9 Bb
If I had just one wish, only one demand, is that you'd call the nurse, to change
Am7
my bed pan.
C Cmaj9 Bb
I would do it myself, with my own two hands, but I can not because my arms are
Cmaj9
bro-o-ken.
Ehh Aragha!
C
They're broken.
