Em G C Em
Em G C Em
Am Em G
"You are old, Father William," the young man said
C Em
"And your hair has become very white
Em G
And yet you incessantly stand on your head
C Em
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"
D
"In my youth," Father William replied to his son
C G
"I feared it might injure the brain
D
But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none
C D
Why, I do it again and again
D
"I am old
I am old
I will tell you again
I am old"
Am Em G
"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before
C Em
And have grown most uncommonly fat
Em G
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door
C Em
Pray, what is the reason of that?"
D
"In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his gray locks
C G
"I kept all my limbs very supple
D
By the use of this ointment, one shilling a box
C D
Allow me to sell you a couple?
D
"I am old
I am old
It's a statement, in fact
I am old"
Am Em G
"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
C Em
For anything tougher than suet
Em G
Yet you finish the goose, with the bones and the beak
C Em
Pray, how did you manage to do it?"
D
"In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law
C G
And argued each case with my wife
D
And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw
C D
Has lasted the rest of my life
D
"I am old
I am old
There's not much more to say
I am old"
Am Em G
"You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose
C Em
That your eye was as steady as ever
Em G
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose
C Em
What made you so awfully clever?"
D
"I have answered three questions, and that is enough"
C G
Said his father, "don't give yourself airs!
D
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
C D
Be off or I'll kick you downstairs
D
"Downstairs
Downstairs
Be off or I'll kick you downstairs!"
Am Em