[Intro]
G
G G C A# A
G G C F
[Verse 1]
G C A# A
This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last
G C F
Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past
G C A# A
So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
G C F
I'm tactically positioning here because the bar is near and the champagne's for free
[Instrumental 1]
G G C A# A
G G C F
Am G
[Verse 2]
G C A# A
This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick,
G C F
If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick?
G C A# A
As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
G C F
Because she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of
[Instrumental 2]
G G C A# A
Oh oh oh oh
G G C F
Oh oh oh oh
[Chorus]
G C A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G C A# A
She'll steal your mind first then your car
G C A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G C* A#* A*
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start
[Verse 3]
G C A# A
Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
G C F
My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing (He's pissed!)
G C A# A
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
G C F
I can't remember exactly what I said but I remember being chased up the street!
[Instrumental 3]
G G C A# A
Oh oh oh oh
G G C F
Oh oh oh oh
C F C F
Oh oh oh oh
[Chorus]
G C A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G C A# A
She'll steal your mind first then your car
G C A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G C* A#* A*
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start
G C A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!