[Intro]
A D F#m G x2
[Verse]
A D
I've seen him flop this show before
F#m G
Thinking there's a quick fix for a bachelor's lonely score
A D
Relax, it's not conscript to war
F#m G
You're so desperate you should wear those flashing devil horns
A D
Just cause she came here alone
F#m G
Doesn't mean sheâs not got the baggage of a long haul flight
A D
Just cause you're dancing slow
F#m G
Doesn't mean you're not hanging by a thread of spit tonight
[Chorus]
A
This is not an IOU
D
This is not an IOU
F#m G
Don't let her invoice for services rendered
A
This is not an IOU
D
This is not an IOU
F#m G
Don't let her invoice for services rendered
[Chorus]
A D
Well done, you jumped in the shallow end
F#m G
When your blood rises up sheâll chuck you in again
A D
Itâs holiday time, sheâs home with mum and friends
F#m G
But youâre three months in you canât shake those jealous breaking ends
A D
That paranoid pulse that beats your head
F#m G
Well you know that there's a reason why it beats there
A D
Though she says she loves you on the phone
F#m G
You know she's fucking like a vampire in her parents' home
[Chorus]
A
This is not an IOU
D
This is not an IOU
F#m G
Don't let her invoice for services rendered
A
This is not an IOU
D
This is not an IOU
F#m G
Don't let her invoice for services rendered
[Verse]
A D
Just cause she came here alone
F#m G
Doesn't mean sheâs not got the baggage of a long haul flight
A D
It seems you learn your lesson slow
F#m G
And that's how you get knocked out without knowing that you're in a fight
[Chorus]
A
This is not an IOU
D
This is not an IOU
F#m G
Don't let her invoice for services rendered
A
This is not an IOU
D
This is not an IOU
F#m G
Don't let her invoice for services rendered