Girls Boys And Marsupials 2006 Album
Songs:
1.) Moving To New York
2.) Lost In The Post
3.) Patricia The Stripper
4.) Party In A Forest (Where's Laura)
5.) Backfire At The Disco
6.) My First Wedding
7.) Metro Song
8.) Derail And Crash
9.) Little Miss Pipedream
10.) Caravan In Wales
11.) Acappela
Song 1: Moving To New York
No Capo
[Verse 1]
Dm Am C G
I've just had the craziest week,
Dm Am C G
Like a party bag of lies, booze and then deceit.
Dm Am C G
And I don't know why I want to voice this out loud,
Dm Am C G
It's theraputic somehow.
[Chorus]
F C Am G
So I'm moving to New York cos I've got problems with my sleep,
Dm Am C G
And we're not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve.
F C Am G
So I'm moving to New York cos I've got issues with my sleep,
Dm Am C G F
Looks like Christmas came early, Christmas came early for me.
(carry on strumming F till next verse)
[Verse 2]
(same chords as verse 1)
Dm Am C G
I put one foot forward and ended up thirty yards back.
And am I losing touch or am I just completely off the track?
And I don't know why I want to voice this out loud,
It's theraputic somehow
[Chorus]
F C Am G
So I'm moving to New York cos I've got problems with my sleep,
Dm Am C G
And we're not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve.
F C Am G
So I'm moving to New York cos I've got issues with my sleep,
Dm Am C G F
Looks like Christmas came early, Christmas came early for me.
Song 2: Lost In the Post
Capo 2
[Verse]
A Bm D
I should have known you didn't have the time, my dear
A Bm D
To let this twenty-something bring you down with his list of fears
A Bm D
I'd like to think we had some fun times though
Bm D
It's just my inability to think outside the box, I know
[Chorus]
A D
She was signed, sealed and lost in the post
Bm A D
Gone where all the letters we write to Santa go
A Bm D
(Go to Santa, go!)
[Verse]
A Bm D
I could see your interest wane, my dear
A Bm D
She wanted Mary Poppins and I took her to King Lear
A Bm D
Yeah, we had some spills, shall I say
Bm D
And I thought you were going to leave, but not that you'd evaporate
[Chorus]
A D
She was signed, sealed and lost in the post
Bm A D
Gone where all the letters we write to Santa go
A Bm D
(Go to Santa, go!)
[Bridge]
A
Please go to Santa, go to Santa, go, go, go....... x16
[Chorus]
A D
She was signed, sealed and lost in the post
Bm A D
Gone where all the letters we write to Santa go
A Bm D
(Go to Santa, go!)
A
Song 3: Patricia The Stripper
No Capo
A
She works downtown in an unmarked bar, flyin' 'round poles
D
She always gave me the fright of my life
A
I didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol
D
Mixed with an empty feeling inside
Bm
It's such a bad idea
D E
To fall in love with a 'lady of the night'
A
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
D
Why didn't God give her two left feet
Bm D
Then she couldn't run away from me
A
Months go by and I'm alone in bed
D
While she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive
A
I've got to wear a beard, a suit and tie
D
To get past the door if I want to see my girl tonight
Bm
I go to all this effort
D E
Just to see my fair Patricia going home with some other guy
A
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
D
Why didn't God give her two left feet
Bm D
Then she couldn't run away from me
A
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
D
Why didn't God give her two left feet
Bm D
Then she couldn't run away from me
Bm D A E
She thinks I'm sad and that's alright
Bm D A E
But she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibi
Bm D A
I can't, I can't leave, I can't, I can't, I can't
E Bm
She's my coked up Botox girl
A E
Patricia, Patricia
A D
Oh, Patricia the stripper you are my sunshine
Bm A
So, why can't you come home with me tonight
A
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
D
Why didn't God give her two left feet
Bm D
Then she couldn't run away from me
Song 4: Party In A Forest (Where's Laura)
No Capo
[Verse]
B G#m
Am I in a scene from 'Midsummer Nights Dream'?
E F#
I thought raves like these died in the 90's?
B G#m E F#
The forest is breathing along with us tonight
B G#m
Upper class thugs take middle class drugs
E F#
And we all get lowered in size
B G#m E F#
This is not my scene, I should not be here tonight
[Chorus]
B G#m
Laura, ooh-oh ooh-oh
B G#m
Laura, ooh-oh ooh-oh
B G#m E F#
Laura, you can get me home tonight
[Verse]
B G#m E F#
Trance music bangs a comical dance of cardboard boxes and fish
B G#m E F#
We're the fairies from hell and we're all on a Deathwish
B G#m
This is not my scene, this is killing me
E F#
I don't want to be here tonight
B G#m E F#
And the girl who can save me's well across the Pennines
[Chorus]
B G#m
Laura, ooh-oh ooh-oh
B G#m
Laura, ooh-oh ooh-oh
B G#m E F#
Laura, you can get me home tonight
Song 5: Backfire At The Disco
No Capo
Verse 1
A
It's 8 O'clock and I'm feeling fine
F#m
I'm out on a date tonight
D
In a candle lit restaurant
A
Down by the riverside
A
Everythings going alright I guess
F#m
She took down my number and home address
D
Everything was going perfectly
A
Until
Chorus
A
It backfired at the disco
F#m
she slapped me at the disco
D A E
I did something I'll never forget
Verse 2
A
It was a chat up line built not to impress
F#m
More a sleezy remark on her whorish dress
D A
My wires crossed like they'd never done before
A
Well it's 3 O'clock and I'm feeling shite
F#m
I'm going home alone tonight
D
Everything was going perfectly
A
Until
Chorus
A
It backfired at the disco
F#m
she slapped me at the disco
D A
I did something I'll never forget
A
Yeah it backfired at the disco
F#m
she slapped me at the disco
D A
I made a move when it was well out of context
Outro
A
It backfired at the disco
F#m
We were dancing at the disco
D
It backfired at the disco
A
We were dancing at the disco
A
Yeah it backfired at the disco
F#m
When she slapped me at the disco
D
It backfired at the disco
A
We were dancing at the disco
Song 6: My First Wedding
No Capo
[Intro]
G
G G C A# A
G G C F
[Verse 1]
G C A# A
This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last
G C F
Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past
G C A# A
So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
G C F
I'm tactically positioning here because the bar is near and the champagne's for free
[Instrumental 1]
G G C A# A
G G C F
Am G
[Verse 2]
G C A# A
This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick,
G C F
If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick?
G C A# A
As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
G C F
Because she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of
[Instrumental 2]
G G C A# A
Oh oh oh oh
G G C F
Oh oh oh oh
[Chorus]
G C A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G C A# A
She'll steal your mind first then your car
G C A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G C* A#* A*
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start
[Verse 3]
G C A# A
Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
G C F
My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing (He's pissed!)
G C A# A
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
G C F
I can't remember exactly what I said but I remember being chased up the street!
[Instrumental 3]
G G C A# A
Oh oh oh oh
G G C F
Oh oh oh oh
C F C F
Oh oh oh oh
[Chorus]
G C A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G C A# A
She'll steal your mind first then your car
G C A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G C* A#* A*
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start
G C A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
Song 7: Metro Song
No Capo
[Intro]
A
Oooh ooh ooh, ba ba oooh ooh ooh
A
Oooh ooh ooh, ba ba oooh ooh ooh
A
Oooh ooh ooh, ba ba oooh ooh ooh
A
Oooh ooh ooh, ba ba oooh ooh ooh
[Verse]
E F#m D
Don't you think kind of cruel?
E F#m D
My two door rocking rover bean-can is the only thing that reminds me of you
E F#m D
I'm sorry I missed your show last night
E F#m D
It's just my car broke down and mirrored both our lives
[Bridge]
A
Oooh ooh ooh, ba ba oooh ooh ooh
[Chorus]
F#m A
I think I miss my metro, oh
F#m A
I think I miss my metro, oh
F#m A D
I think I miss my metro, oh or maybe I just miss you
[Verse]
E F#m E
Don't you think its kind of cool?
E F#m D
My tape-player was bust but it always played for you
E F#m D
Then you slapped me from the passenger seat
E F#m D
I think my car got really pissed off so it failed its M.O.T!
[Bridge]
A
Oooh ooh ooh, ba ba oooh ooh ooh
[Chorus]
F#m A
I think I miss my metro, oh
F#m A
I think I miss my metro, oh
F#m A D
I think I miss my metro, oh or maybe I just miss you
[Verse]
A A
He's just my little blue bomb on the A11.... x12
[Chorus]
F#m A
I think I miss my metro, oh
F#m A
I think I miss my metro, oh
F#m A D
I think I miss my metro, oh or maybe I just miss you
Song 8: Derail And Crash
No Capo
[INTRO]
B A G#m E C#m
[VERSE 1]
B A G#m
I met you for months last Sunday
B A G#m E
My oh my, what a happy clappy fun day!
B A G#m
We started our first jobs in catering
B A G#m E
Had no idea the pain this cheap pay could bring
[CHORUS]
B A G#m
Now that your tickle has become a scratch
B A G#m E
This ghost train will derail and crash
B A G#m
Like Blackpool's Pepsi Max
E
We will derail and crash
B A G#m E C#m
[VERSE 2]
B A G#m
You moved my wardrobe out the front door
B A G#m E
A slight indication of what I've come home, what I'm in for
B A G#m
You were watching Tarantino loud on wide-screen
B A G#m E
I catch your eye and the barrel points at me
[CHORUS]
B A G#m
Looks like your tickle has become a scratch
B A G#m E
This ghost train will derail and crash
B A G#m
Like Blackpool's Pepsi Max
E
We will derail and crash
[OUTRO]
B A G#m E C#m
Song 9: Little Miss Pipedream
No Capo
E A
I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you
E A
'Cause he's infatuated, and he's the fulcrum between us two
B A E
And I can't say I'd blame him 'cause I'd cheat a priest just to get to you
E
(Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo do)
E
She works in a dental practice, nine-til-five how does she manage?
A E
Considering her nights don't pass out til three
B A E
So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine
E
(Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do)
A B A
And I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
A E
There's no jealousy, 'cause she's little miss pipedream fantasy
A
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
E
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
A
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
E
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
E A B C#m A
I saw her slam back tequilas like Oliver Reid on an Irish stag do
A B C#m A
And I'll wait if you stay 'cause foggy London town's not built for me or you
A E
Don't leave miss pipedream 'cause I love you
E
(Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do)
A
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
E
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
A B C#m A
And I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
A B C#m A
There's no jealousy, though she'll grind it out with friends but not with me
A E
She's my little pipedream fantasy
E
(Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do)
A
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
E
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
A
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
E
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
Song 10: Caravan In Wales
No Capo
[Intro]
C F C F
Am F C
[Verse]
Am
We're going on holiday
Am C F
So why have you got an array of board games under your arm?
Am
What's the point in going somewhere else
Am C F C
If you're only going to do exactly what you would be doing at home?
N.C F
Looks like we're both in checkmate now
[Chorus]
C F
Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales
Am F
You sink ships when we should be kissing, Monopoly has thrown us in jail!
C F C F
[Verse]
F C F
So stick the kettle on, so stick the kettle on!
Am C F C
Cos that's your get out call, your automatic response when everything is going wrong
N.C F
It was you who killed us in the bedroom with the lights on
[Chorus]
C F
Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales
Am F
You sink ships when we should be kissing, Monopoly has thrown us in jail!
C F
Board games have a double meaning in this caravan in Wales
Am F
You play Scrabble though we should be kissing, Monopoly has thrown us in jail!
[Outro]
C
Looks like we're both in checkmate now x32
Song 11: Acapella
No Capo
F# A#m B C#
Tales of girls and boys and girls and marsupials
F# A#m B C#
Tales of girls and boys and girls and marsupials
F# A#m B C#
Tales of girls and boys and girls and marsupials
F# A#m B C#
Tales of girls and boys and girls and marsupials
(end on F#)
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