Biography:
The Vandals are an American punk rock band formed in 1980 in Huntington Beach, California and currently recording for Kung Fu Records. They have released ten full-length studio albums and two live albums and have toured the world extensively, including performances on the Vans Warped Tour. They are well-known for their use of humor, preferring to use their music as a vehicle for entertainment and sarcasm rather than as a platform for more "serious" issues.
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Four years of hard work!
This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Intro]
D C Bm A G x2
[Verse]
G C
"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath
G C D
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
G C
"R" is for your rectum that "I" fuck with my dick
D C Bm A G
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick
[Verse]
G C
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
G C D
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
G C
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
G C D
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
G C
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
D C Bm A G
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick
D C Bm A G
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
[Chorus]
G
Ding- dong merrily along
C G
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
C G
My fucking balls are swinging
[Outro]
D C Bm A C D
Whoa OH OH, whoa-OH OH, whoa-OH OH whoa-OH OH, WOAH OH OH
C D G
The chapel bells are ringing
D C Bm A C D
Whoa OH OH, whoa-OH OH, whoa-OH OH whoa-OH OH, WOAH OH OH
C D G
My fucking balls are swinging
D C Bm A G x2
[Verse]
G C
"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath
G C D
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
G C
"R" is for your rectum that "I" fuck with my dick
D C Bm A G
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick
[Verse]
G C
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
G C D
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
G C
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
G C D
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
G C
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
D C Bm A G
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick
D C Bm A G
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
[Chorus]
G
Ding- dong merrily along
C G
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
C G
My fucking balls are swinging
[Outro]
D C Bm A C D
Whoa OH OH, whoa-OH OH, whoa-OH OH whoa-OH OH, WOAH OH OH
C D G
The chapel bells are ringing
D C Bm A C D
Whoa OH OH, whoa-OH OH, whoa-OH OH whoa-OH OH, WOAH OH OH
C D G
My fucking balls are swinging
