There aren’t really any correct versions of this song online so I tabbed it out to the
Vandals Christmas version. Have fun ruining all your friends’ christmases.
Intro: A A#5 (x2) D Bm D Bm E Bm E D C#m Bm A E
A C#m F#m A
Christmas is hell on earth, I know nothing worse
Bm A E
then being depressed and told to be happy.
E Esus4-3 E
The season of su-icide, I know why they died
Bm E A
Christmas reminds me I have nothing
C#m F#m
I've got no girl there's only me
C#m F#m Bm E A
no friends or family, another Christmas alone
C#m F#m C#m F#m
Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath
D C#m Bm A E
so I'll hang myself from the tree
A C#m F#m A
Christmas is dark and wet, so I can't forget
Bm A E
Christmas reminds me I have nothing
E Esus4-3 E
this is the end of hope, I won't write a note
Bm E A
because it would be addressed to no one
C#m F#m
I've got no girl there's only me
C#m F#m Bm E A
no friends or family, another Christmas alone
C#m F#m C#m F#m
Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath
D C#m Bm A E
so I'll hang myself from the tree
A C#m F#m A
Now I will say good-bye, no one will cry
Bm A E
Christmas goes on without me
E Esus4-3 E
My life is now complete, so I'll go to sleep
Bm E A
Forever and ever and ever...
C#m F#m
I've got no girl there's only me
C#m F#m Bm E A
no friends or family, another Christmas alone
C#m F#m C#m F#m
Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath
D C#m Bm A
so I'll hang myself from the tree