[Chords]
G - 320033
D - xx0232
[Intro]
G D G
[Verse 1]
G
I love a little hamster up my rectum
G D
It makes me feel so bright and so gay
D
What they do with their claws the way the do gnaw
G
It makes me orgasm every day
[Verse 2]
G
I love a little hamster up my rectum
D
I freeze up to twenty every day
D
They gnaw and the claw they paw and they paw
G
It makes me go hip hip hip hip hooray
[Verse 3]
G
I love a little hamster up my rectum
D
But they always try to get out up my arse
D
They try and they try and then they do die
G
They always pick the wrong end of the shaft
[Verse 4]
G
I love a little hamster up the rectum
D
But they always try to get out the wrong way
D
They try try then they do die
G
Always try to exit the wrong way
[Verse 5]
G
But now my rectum has been ruptured
D
And in the pet shop I no longer pay
D
I'm left to reminisce of my moments of bliss
G
When with hamsters I had my evil ways
[Verse 6]
G
I love a little hamster up the rectum
D
I love a little hamster up the arse
D
I love a little hamster up the anus
G
It always makes me laugh
[Verse 7]
G
I love a little hamster up the rectum
D
I love a little hamster up the bum
D
I love a little hamster up the bumhole
G
Now that's what I call fun fun fun fun …