[Verse]
C G
I woke up this mornin with a pounding in my head
F C G
My hair was such a mess like I just rose from the dead.
C G
But as I looked into the mirror I was sure glad to see
F G C
At least my eyebrows looked good to me.
[Chorus]
C G
I color em, I brush em
Am Em
I trim em and I pluck em
F Am G
I do everything Cosmo says I should
C
It don't matter what I wear
Am Em
Or the color of my hair
Dm F C
Just as long, as my eyebrows are lookin good.
[Verse]
C G
Now I don't always eat right and I probably should lose some weight.
F C G
People are getting on my nerves and my attitude's not great.
C G
But that's okay just as long as my priorities are straight
F G C
What really matters in me is that my eyebrows are lookin great.
[Chorus]
C G
I color em, I brush em
Am Em
I trim em and I pluck em
F Am G
I do everything Cosmo says I should
C
It don't matter what I wear
Am Em
Or the color of my hair
Dm F C
Just as long, as my eyebrows are lookin good.
[Verse]
C G
Now there are lots of girls out there who just don't understand
F C G
What a woman needs to emphasize if she hopes to get a man
C G
You don't need no fancy negliges or clothes that fit real tight
F G C
All that really matters to me is your eyebrows look right.
[Chorus]
C G
I color em, I brush em
Am Em
I trim em and I pluck em
F Am G
I do everything Cosmo says I should
C
It don't matter what I wear
Am Em
Or the color of my hair
Dm F C
Just as long, as my eyebrows are lookin good.
Dm F C
Just as long, as my eyebrows are lookin good.