Biography:
John Valby (born 1945 in Rochester, New York) is a musician and comedian who plays in barrooms and college campuses across the east coast. Using an old-fashioned piano, he creates comedic parodies of classic songs. He can always be found performing in his classic white tails tuxedo and black derby hat.
Valby lives up to his nickname "Dr. Dirty". His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events.
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"Ya Ya Ya Ya"
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
D G
Ya ya ya ya
A D
Your mother goes down for Egyptians
G
So sing me another verse
D
worse than the other verse
G A D
Waltz me around by my willy
D G
They say that Viagra from Pfizer
A D
can turn a limp dick into a geyser
G
But when I want my cock
D
as hard as a rock
G A D
I just chug down a couple Budweiser's
[Extra riffs and chorus']
Ya ya ya ya
Your grandma ran over her nipple
with her wheelchair
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
There once was a Chinese girl name of Chin
who spread her slow cunt to let my tongue in
So I ate her and ate her
but just one hour later
I felt like eating her again
Ya ya ya ya
Your sister's nasal swab
came back positive for jizz
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
I once picked up an eerie geek
whose financial condition
was obviously bleak
After swallowing my goo
she said "mmm, thank you
that's the first hot meal
I've had in a week"
Ya ya ya ya
Your mother's cunt's as dry as
her Thanksgiving turkey
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
There once was a young lady from Decatur
who was laid by a big alligator
Now nobody knew
the result of that screw
Cause after he laid her he ate her
Ya ya ya ya
Your mother played dead
till the dog was done
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
The Buffalo Bills are
starting to look scary
Cause they still haven't
popped the victory cherry
But I'm starting to get tense
cause Buffalo's defense
breaks down more than Mariah Carey
Ya ya ya ya
Your mother licks cow cum
off fence posts
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
There once was a man from Nantucket
whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a cunt
I would fuck it"
Ya ya ya ya
Your father left his
dick print in the meatloaf
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Dance on my balls till I'm silly
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
D G
Ya ya ya ya
A D
Your mother goes down for Egyptians
G
So sing me another verse
D
worse than the other verse
G A D
Waltz me around by my willy
D G
They say that Viagra from Pfizer
A D
can turn a limp dick into a geyser
G
But when I want my cock
D
as hard as a rock
G A D
I just chug down a couple Budweiser's
[Extra riffs and chorus']
Ya ya ya ya
Your grandma ran over her nipple
with her wheelchair
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
There once was a Chinese girl name of Chin
who spread her slow cunt to let my tongue in
So I ate her and ate her
but just one hour later
I felt like eating her again
Ya ya ya ya
Your sister's nasal swab
came back positive for jizz
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
I once picked up an eerie geek
whose financial condition
was obviously bleak
After swallowing my goo
she said "mmm, thank you
that's the first hot meal
I've had in a week"
Ya ya ya ya
Your mother's cunt's as dry as
her Thanksgiving turkey
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
There once was a young lady from Decatur
who was laid by a big alligator
Now nobody knew
the result of that screw
Cause after he laid her he ate her
Ya ya ya ya
Your mother played dead
till the dog was done
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
The Buffalo Bills are
starting to look scary
Cause they still haven't
popped the victory cherry
But I'm starting to get tense
cause Buffalo's defense
breaks down more than Mariah Carey
Ya ya ya ya
Your mother licks cow cum
off fence posts
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
There once was a man from Nantucket
whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a cunt
I would fuck it"
Ya ya ya ya
Your father left his
dick print in the meatloaf
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Dance on my balls till I'm silly
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