Biography:
John Valby (born 1945 in Rochester, New York) is a musician and comedian who plays in barrooms and college campuses across the east coast. Using an old-fashioned piano, he creates comedic parodies of classic songs. He can always be found performing in his classic white tails tuxedo and black derby hat.
Valby lives up to his nickname "Dr. Dirty". His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events.
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"Gang-bang"
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
N.C
[John] Knock knock
[Response] Who's there?
[John] Ukan Jack
[Response] Ukan Jack Who?
[John] You can jack-off if you wanna',
but me i'm going to the...
G
... Gang-bang, She always will
G C D C G
Because a gang-bang gives her such a thrill.
G
When she was younger and in her prime,
D E D C G C
She used to gang-bang all the time.
G
But now she's older and turning grey,
D E D C G C
She only gang-bang's twice a day.
[Verse]
[Chorus]
[repeat]
[Classic verse's]
Knock knock
Who's there?
Clara
Clara who?
Clara place off the table for the ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mona
Mona who?
Moan a little louder and we'll all join the ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Betty
Betty who?
Betty didn't know it was his girl on the
bottom of the pile at the ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Charlie Pride
Charlie Pride who?
Charlie Pride her pants off at the ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wilma
Wilma who?
Wilma finger do till we get to the ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Uma
Uma Who?
Uma balls feel so good when your sister licks them at the...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke Who?
Luke under Leia's dress at the ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Shania Twain
Shania Twain Who?
Shania Twained her twat for weeks and week to get ready for the...
Knock Knock
Who's There
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne my Scwotum Dwy...
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
N.C
[John] Knock knock
[Response] Who's there?
[John] Ukan Jack
[Response] Ukan Jack Who?
[John] You can jack-off if you wanna',
but me i'm going to the...
G
... Gang-bang, She always will
G C D C G
Because a gang-bang gives her such a thrill.
G
When she was younger and in her prime,
D E D C G C
She used to gang-bang all the time.
G
But now she's older and turning grey,
D E D C G C
She only gang-bang's twice a day.
[Verse]
[Chorus]
[repeat]
[Classic verse's]
Knock knock
Who's there?
Clara
Clara who?
Clara place off the table for the ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mona
Mona who?
Moan a little louder and we'll all join the ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Betty
Betty who?
Betty didn't know it was his girl on the
bottom of the pile at the ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Charlie Pride
Charlie Pride who?
Charlie Pride her pants off at the ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wilma
Wilma who?
Wilma finger do till we get to the ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Uma
Uma Who?
Uma balls feel so good when your sister licks them at the...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke Who?
Luke under Leia's dress at the ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Shania Twain
Shania Twain Who?
Shania Twained her twat for weeks and week to get ready for the...
Knock Knock
Who's There
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne my Scwotum Dwy...
