The Ballad Of White-Trash Charlie - John D. Hale Band
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Well, Charlie was a mullet man, had been all his life
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He had long hair runnin down his back and short hair on the sides
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He sired fourteen different kids with thirteen different wives
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Now here''s the story of white-trash Charlie and his s**tty life
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Well, Charlie lives down by the river in a run-down trailer court
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He had two rooms in a run-down shack with holes in the floor
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He had a t-top firebird that he parked out on the lawn
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But now it just sits on blocks because the motor''s blown
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Oh, Charlie, Oh, Charlie - What have you done so wrong?
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Oh, Charlie, Oh, Charlie - You got rocks for a lawn
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Oh, Charlie, Oh, Charlie - Here comes a tornado
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Better get the tires up on the roof, ''fore you lose your happy home
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Well Charlie had some neighbors he really didn''t like
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Yeah, one''s in methamphetimines and one is his ex-wife
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And then there was the one, who lived two trailers down
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She said her name was Bambi - she strips in the next town
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Now Charlie never was one for being shy
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He kinda liked ol'' Bambi, thought he''d give her a try
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He walked over to her trailer, with a case of Stag
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And by the time they had it drunk, he got her in the sack
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Oh, Charlie, Oh, Charlie - What have you done so wrong?
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Oh, Charlie, Oh, Charlie - You got rocks for a lawn
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Oh, Charlie, Oh, Charlie - Here comes a tornado
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Better get the tires up on the roof, ''fore you lose your happy home
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Well Charlie''s love for Bambi, it just grew and grew
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He fell in love the very first time that they ever screwed
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Ol'' Charlie he was older than ol'' Bambi was
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I guess twenty years ain''t that much when you''re in love
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They moved in together in Charlie''s two-room shack
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He went and bought a stock tank for a swimmin pool out back
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They''d spend nights out in the pool, just a case of beer and them
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Well, they had the time there of their lives, even though they couldn''t swim
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Oh, Charlie, Oh, Charlie - What have you done so wrong?
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Oh, Charlie, Oh, Charlie - You got rocks for a lawn
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Oh, Charlie, Oh, Charlie - Here comes a tornado
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Better get the tires up on the roof, ''fore you lose your happy home
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Well, Charlie he got married to sweet Bambi-sue
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Oh, Bambi she got pregnant, an'' the baby is due soon
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Charlie''s kinda worried about the baby''s health
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There is one thing that he neglected, one thing he didn''t tell
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Charlie he told Bambi, We need a heart to heart
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There''s something that I need to say, will shock you from the start
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I hope that you don''t leave me, I hope it isn''t bad
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But my sweet darlin'' Bambi-Sue, I''m your lover and your Dad