[Verse 1]
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Please give me your attention, I'll introduce to you
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A man who is a credit to the old Red White and Blue
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His head is made of lumber and solid as a rock
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He is a common worker and his name is Mr. Block
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And Block he thinks he may be president some day
[Chorus]
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Oh Mr. Block, you were born by mistake
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You take the cake, you make me ache
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[Go] tie a rock on your block and then jump in the lake
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Kindly do that for Liberty's sake!
[Verse 2]
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Yes, Mr. Block is lucky - he got a job, by gee!
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The shark got seven dollars for job and fare and fee
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They shipped him to a desert and dumped him with his truck
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But when he tried to find his job he sure was out of luck
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He shouted, "That's too raw! I'll fix them with the law!"
[Chorus]
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Oh Mr. Block, you were born by mistake
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You take the cake, you make me ache
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[Go] tie a rock on your block and then jump in the lake
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Kindly do that for Liberty's sake!
[Verse 3]
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Block hiked back to the city but wasn't doing well
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He said "I'll join the union, the great AF of L".
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He got a job that morning, got fired by the night
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He said, "I'll see Sam Gompers and he'll fix that foreman right!"
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Sam Gompers said, "You see, you've got our sympa-thy."
[Chorus]
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Oh Mr. Block, you were born by mistake
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You take the cake, you make me ache
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[Go] tie a rock on your block and then jump in the lake
E B7 E
Kindly do that for Liberty's sake!
[Verse 4]
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E-lection day he shouted, "A Socialist for Mayor!"
B
The comrade got elected [and] he happy was for fair
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But after the election he got an awful shock
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[When] a great big socialistic bull did rap him on the block
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And Comrade Block did sob, "I helped him get his job!"
[Chorus]
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Oh Mr. Block, you were born by mistake
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You take the cake, you make me ache
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[Go] tie a rock on your block and then jump in the lake
E B7 E
Kindly do that for Liberty's sake!
[Verse 5]
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The money kings in Cuba blew up the gunboat Maine,
B
But Block got awful angry and blamed it all on Spain.
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He went right in the battle and there he lost his leg,
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And now he's peddling shoestrings and is walking on a peg.
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He shouts, "Remember Maine, Hurrah! To hell with Spain!"
[Chorus]
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Oh Mr. Block, you were born by mistake
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You take the cake, you make me ache
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[Go] tie a rock on your block and then jump in the lake
E B7 E
Kindly do that for Liberty's sake!
[Verse 6]
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Poor Block he died one evening, I'm very glad to state
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He climbed the golden ladder up to the pearly gate
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He said, "Oh Mister Peter, one thing I'd like to tell
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I'd like to meet the Astorbilts and John D Rockerfell!"
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Old Pete said, "Is that so? You'll meet them down be-low!"
[Chorus]
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Oh Mr. Block, you were born by mistake
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You take the cake, you make me ache
E E7 A A7
[Go] tie a rock on your block and then jump in the lake
E B7 E
Kindly do that for Liberty's sake!