Biography:
Joe Diffie (December 28, 1958 – March 29, 2020) was an American country musician. Between 1990 and 2004, he had 35 singles that charted on the US Billboard Hot Country Songs chart, five of which peaked at number one. He also co-wrote singles for Holly Dunn, Tim McGraw, and Jo Dee Messina, and recorded with Mary Chapin Carpenter, George Jones, and Marty Stuart.
Raised in Velma, Oklahoma, Diffie worked in a foundry while playing local nightclubs in Oklahoma and moved to Nashville in 1986 to work for Gibson Guitar Corporation.
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Other songs:
- A Night To Rember
- A Night To Remember
- Aint That Bad Enough
- Better Off Gone
- Bigger Than The Beatles
- Coolest Fool In Town
- Devil Danced Empty Pockets
- Devil Danced In Empty Pockets
- Down In A Ditch
- Girl Riding Shotgun
- Good Brown Gravy
- Goodnight Sweetheart
- Home
- Honky Tonk Attitude
- Hurt Me All The Time
- I Aint Leavin Til Shes Gone
- I Can Walk The Line If It Aint Too Straight
- Id Like To Have A Problem Like That
- If You Want Me To
- Its Always Something
- John Deere Green
- Juniors In Love
- Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
- My Give A Damns Busted
- My Hearts In Over My Head
- New Way To Light Up An Old Flame
- Pickup Man
- Praise And Alleluia To The Savior
- Prop Me Up Beside The Juke Box When I Die
- Ships That Dont Come In
- Show Me A Woman
- So Help Me Girl
- Tears In The Rain
- That Road Not Taken
- The Cows Came Home
- The Grandpa That I Know
- The More You Drink The Better I Look
- There Goes The Neighborhood
- Third Rock From The Sun
- Tougher Than Nails
- What About Denver
- Wrap Me In Your Love
- You Cant Go Home
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I'D LIKE TO HAVE A PROBLEM LIKE THAT
Joe Diffie
March 1, 2004
Capo 1st Fret
[Intro]
E E E E D A E
[Verse]
E
I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan
A E
I work out in the heat and the cold
Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf
F# B7
'Stead of just another sheep in the fold
E
I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar
A
And cry about a luxury tax
E A
They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht
E B7 E
I'd like to have a problem like that
A7
Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that
E
Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac
A B
Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back
E
I'd like to have a problem like that
E
I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.
A E
He looked like a tall Tom Cruise
He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy
F# B7
They're burning both ends of his fuse
E
He says he's suffocating, he needs a vacation
A
He can't find time to relax
E B7 E
I'd like to have a problem like that
A
Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that
E
Be a one-man woman juggling act
A B
How many can you keep in the air before you lose track
E
I'd like to have a problem like that
A E
I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin
B7 E
I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in
A E
Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life
F# B
And how much can I get for the movie rights
A
Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that
E
Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack
A
Should I drag 'em through court
B
`Or tell 'em to kiss my fax
E
I'd like to have a problem like that
A
n.c. Give me those problems
E
I think that I could solve 'em
B A E
I'd like to have a problem like that
Joe Diffie
March 1, 2004
Capo 1st Fret
[Intro]
E E E E D A E
[Verse]
E
I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan
A E
I work out in the heat and the cold
Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf
F# B7
'Stead of just another sheep in the fold
E
I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar
A
And cry about a luxury tax
E A
They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht
E B7 E
I'd like to have a problem like that
A7
Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that
E
Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac
A B
Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back
E
I'd like to have a problem like that
E
I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.
A E
He looked like a tall Tom Cruise
He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy
F# B7
They're burning both ends of his fuse
E
He says he's suffocating, he needs a vacation
A
He can't find time to relax
E B7 E
I'd like to have a problem like that
A
Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that
E
Be a one-man woman juggling act
A B
How many can you keep in the air before you lose track
E
I'd like to have a problem like that
A E
I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin
B7 E
I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in
A E
Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life
F# B
And how much can I get for the movie rights
A
Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that
E
Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack
A
Should I drag 'em through court
B
`Or tell 'em to kiss my fax
E
I'd like to have a problem like that
A
n.c. Give me those problems
E
I think that I could solve 'em
B A E
I'd like to have a problem like that
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