Biography:
Jilted John, also known as Graham Fellows, is Manchester's best kept secret. Best known for his self-titled, straightforward punk novelty, Jilted John, he also recorded an excellent album, True Love Stories. 15,000 copies were pressed, and it has also been released on CD, including two tracks by Jilted John's arch-nemesis, Gordon the Moron. Possibly one of the best albums of the UK punk invasion, the lesser-known tracks seemed to lean over to the side of '70s pop, with the classic humour of his self-titled song.
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...GORDON IS A MORON... by Jilted John
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*Released 1978*
Intro:
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------| (x2)
Verse 1:
F5 C5 F5 C5
I've been going out with a girl, he-e-r name is Ju-u-lie.
F5 C5 F5 C5
But last night she said to me, when we were watching telly...
Interlude:
G5 C5, G5 C5 G5 C5, G5 C5
This is what she said)...
Verse 2:
F5 C5 F5 C5
She said; "listen John, I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy.
F5 C5 F5 C5
I don't want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me".
Interlude:
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|
Verse 3:
F5 C5 F5 C5
"Who's this bloke" I asked her, Go-o-or-don, she re-plied.
F5 C5 F5 C5
"Not that puff", I said dismayed, "yes, but he's no puff" she cried.
Interlude:
G5 C5, G5 C5
G5 C5 G5 C5
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be!"
Break:
A5 D5, A5 D5
Here we go; 2, 3, 4...
Interlude:
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|
Verse 4:
F5 C5 F5 C5
I was so up-set, that I cried all the way, to the chi-ip shop.
F5 C5 F5 C5
When I came out, there was Gordon, standing at the bu-us stop.
Interlude:
G5 C5, G5 C5 G5 C5
And guess who was with him?
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
Yeah Julie; and they were both laughing at me.
Verse 5:
F5 C5 F5 C5
Oh, she is cruel and heartless, to pack me for Gordon.
F5 C5 F5 C5 G5 C5
Just 'cos he's better looking than me, just 'cos he's cool and trendy.
Verse 6:
F5 C5 F5 C5
But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron.
F5 C5 F5 C5
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron.
Interlude:
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|
Break:
A5 D5, A5 D5
Here we go; 2, 3, 4...
Interlude:
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|
Coda:
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep, she's a tart; he's very cheap.
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
She is a slut; he thinks he's tough, she is a bitch; he is a puff.
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair, yeah yeah, it's not fair.
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, yeah, yeah.
(Fade)
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
---------------
G5 C5 F5 A5 D5
EADGBE EADGBE EAD G BE EADGBE EADGBE
355xxx x355xx x81010xx 577xxx x577xx
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2007 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)
-----------------------...............
*Released 1978*
Intro:
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------| (x2)
Verse 1:
F5 C5 F5 C5
I've been going out with a girl, he-e-r name is Ju-u-lie.
F5 C5 F5 C5
But last night she said to me, when we were watching telly...
Interlude:
G5 C5, G5 C5 G5 C5, G5 C5
This is what she said)...
Verse 2:
F5 C5 F5 C5
She said; "listen John, I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy.
F5 C5 F5 C5
I don't want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me".
Interlude:
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|
Verse 3:
F5 C5 F5 C5
"Who's this bloke" I asked her, Go-o-or-don, she re-plied.
F5 C5 F5 C5
"Not that puff", I said dismayed, "yes, but he's no puff" she cried.
Interlude:
G5 C5, G5 C5
G5 C5 G5 C5
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be!"
Break:
A5 D5, A5 D5
Here we go; 2, 3, 4...
Interlude:
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|
Verse 4:
F5 C5 F5 C5
I was so up-set, that I cried all the way, to the chi-ip shop.
F5 C5 F5 C5
When I came out, there was Gordon, standing at the bu-us stop.
Interlude:
G5 C5, G5 C5 G5 C5
And guess who was with him?
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
Yeah Julie; and they were both laughing at me.
Verse 5:
F5 C5 F5 C5
Oh, she is cruel and heartless, to pack me for Gordon.
F5 C5 F5 C5 G5 C5
Just 'cos he's better looking than me, just 'cos he's cool and trendy.
Verse 6:
F5 C5 F5 C5
But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron.
F5 C5 F5 C5
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron.
Interlude:
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|
Break:
A5 D5, A5 D5
Here we go; 2, 3, 4...
Interlude:
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|
Coda:
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep, she's a tart; he's very cheap.
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
She is a slut; he thinks he's tough, she is a bitch; he is a puff.
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair, yeah yeah, it's not fair.
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, yeah, yeah.
(Fade)
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
---------------
G5 C5 F5 A5 D5
EADGBE EADGBE EAD G BE EADGBE EADGBE
355xxx x355xx x81010xx 577xxx x577xx
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2007 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)
