A
I was tuning in the six o clock news cast
E
And the weather man mentioned snow
As soon as I heard that four-letter word
A
I was making my plans to go
If I was a bird I would fly back South
D
Or a bear I would go to sleep
A
Anything rather than hang around here
E A
When the snow starts getting deep
D A
Now you know what they say about snow flakes
D A
How there ain't no two the same
D A
Well, all them flakes look alike to me
E A
Every one is a dirty shame
D
My ears are cold
A
My feet are cold
D A
Bermuda stays on my mind
D A
And I'm here to say that if winter comes
E A
Then spring is a ways behind
A
I don't have no heavy hip boots
E
I don't have no furry hat
I don't have no long-john underwear
A
No layer of protective fat
I'd take a plane right to sunny Spain
D
Oh, but I don't have the dough
D A
But I'd build a bridge and I'd walk there
E A
To get away from all that snow
D A
Oh, I'd build a bridge and walk there
E A
To get away from all that snow