G
Dear deer
G
I am writing you a letter
In the hopes that you ll know better
C
Not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania
G C
Cause my dad s in a tree waiting to kill ya
G
Just be warned
G
Some say
Dream until tomorrow
That ll wash away your sorrow
C
But I m telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed
G C
If you do you ll end up sitting in a pot roast
G
It s not fair
Gdim
Some say Pennsylvania s sunny
E7
But I prefer to say it s gunny
C
Okay maybe that s not funny
F
But either way it s way too punny
F
I know
G
Okay
G
Dear deer
New Jersey just might suit you
Because there they cannot shoot you
C
But the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun
G C
But better than a man holding a shotgun
G
Don t you think
Gdim
I m just writing to remind you
E7
That an orange man will find you
C
And sneak up right behind you
F G
To seal the fate that s been assigned to you
G
Just know
That your population is shrinking
C
And the Pennsylvania thinking is just backwards
G C
It ll leave you cold and melted on a placard
G
It s not fair
Gdim
Deer I hope that you can hear me
E7
Cause I think of you so dearly
C
So I ll write each sentence clearly
F G
And I ll sign it with sincerely
*strum pattern
K-A-T-E
C
Kate!