[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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It's all blues and no dinner at the Ministry of Bag
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The steaks are getting thinner, the office is a drag
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It's all hills and no mountain in the cupboard of the Few
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The soda has no fountain the coal gets in the dew
[Verse 2]
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It's all chief and no father down the avenue of lane
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The soap has lost its lather the loves gone down the drain
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It's all time and no future at the Department of Breath
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The clothes aint made to suit you the peas are boiled to death
[Verse 3]
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It's hang the girls and young men on the ropes of tweedy mind
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The speedy sneaky tonguemen have left them all behind
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It's all tripe and no liver at the cafe of the Neat
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The cooks jumped in the river, the menu smells of feet
[Verse 4]
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It's all swamp and no mosquitoes along the stripes of pin
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The boots have all the vetoes and the bags to put them in
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It's all blues and no dinner at the Ministry of Bag
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The steaks are getting thinner the office is a drag
[Outro]
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