This song is Blurred Lines parody
[Intro]
(Everybody queue up!)
G G G G (D)
[Verse 1]
G
Don't belong here, I don't plan to stay
G
If you start to feed, then I'll AFK
D
GG our 7th death (Hey hey hey!)
D
GG we're too behind (Hey hey hey!)
D
GG no faith in mankind (Hey hey hey!)
[Pre-chorus]
G
Alright, this duo blows, no way to educate ya
G
Top's farm is laughable, mid lane's always in danger
D
This game's made to frustrate ya (Hey hey hey!)
D
This Blitz can't land his hook (Hey hey hey!)
D
Nice blue card Twisted Fate (Hey hey hey!)
D
My team is making all these
[Chorus]
G
BAD PLAYS
G
You even trying?
G
(You even trying?)
G
You even trying?
D
BAD PLAYS
D
Hard to play with these baddies
D
This team is toxic
D
Talk about disaster
G
I'm stuck in bronze 5
G
You even trying?
G
(You even trying?)
G
You even trying?
D
BAD PLAYS
D
You say you're ''lagging''
D
Why'd you rush Banshee's?
D
Stop acting cocky
[Verse 2]
G
Run into their team more, you can't 1v5 them
G
You think you can backdoor
G
Please uninstall after this game!
D
I'm losing LP (Hey hey hey!)
D
Please end it quickly (Hey hey hey!)
D
We're still not grouping (Hey hey hey!)
[Pre-chorus]
G
I should be silver 2
G
Matchmaking got me paired with all the noobs
G
I can carry you no matter who
G
Just let me get the role that I wanted foo!
D
But you first picked without a clue (Hey hey hey!)
D
Of what our other teammates said that they preferred to do (Hey hey hey!)
D
Every single time you die you're yelling out "worth" (Hey hey hey!)
D
And then you blame it on your team because you're a "diamond smurf"
[Chorus]
G
BAD PLAYS
G
You even trying?
G
(You even trying?)
G
You even trying?
D
BAD PLAYS
D
Hard to play with these baddies
D
This team is toxic
D
Talk about disaster
G
I'm stuck in bronze 5
G
You even trying?
G
(Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm)
G
You even trying?
D
BAD PLAYS
D
You say you're ''lagging''
D
Why'd you rush Banshee's?
D
Stop acting cocky
[Outro]
G D G(once and mute)
(Solo queue, you suck... Hate you!)