F
Woke up this morning
Bb F
At my grandma s house
F
And I saw a cornfield
C
Through the window
F Bb F
I said grandma grandma can I go play in that cornfield
F C
She said you can do what ever you want you're like twenty-one
Chorus:
Dm Bb F C
I went in a cornfield today
Dm Bb F
I went in a cornfield
Dm Bb F C Dm Bb F C
I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar
F Bb F
Akbar is awesome 'cause he never calls you names
F C
He never really calls you anything 'cause he's just a corn
F Bb F F
But I like pretending that I can talk to him and he can talk to me
C
And he's kinda funny and he knows lots of jokes when I do that
Chorus:
Dm Bb F C
I went in a cornfield today
Dm Bb F
I went in a cornfield
Dm Bb F C Dm Bb F C
I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar
F Bb F
Sat down for dinner at my grandma's house
F C
when she lay down a plate of Akbar
F Bb F
I nearly cried when I saw my friend had died
F C
Grandma killed him for dinner
Chorus:
Dm Bb F C
I went in a cornfield today
Dm Bb F
I went in a cornfield
Dm Bb F C Dm Bb F C
I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar
Chorus:
Dm Bb F C
I went in a cornfield today
Dm Bb F
I went in a cornfield
Dm Bb F C Dm Bb F C
I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar