[Intro]
G
[Chorus]
G
I've been a bad boy this year
Am D
I'm not gonna get any Christmas gift
G
Santa's rules are very clear
Am D
I get a lump o' coal on the 25th
Em D
My stocking won't contain
C D
No treat or candy cain
G
You see a bad boy, right here
Am D G
Santa will skip me on this year's shift
[Verse 1]
G
Okay, listen now...
G
You'll get no trip to Spain
Am D
If you're crawling in the fast lane
G
No winter coat for you
Am D G
If you piss beside the loo
G
Let's kick it up a notch, shall we?
G
Forget about that laptop case
Am D
If you drew a big dick on your sleeping friend's face
G
(Ain't that the truth?)
G
You'll get no bottle of wine
Am G
If you cheat when you play online
G
That's just wrong, and you know it you bastards!
[Chorus]
G
I've been a bad boy this year
Am D
I'm not gonna get any Christmas gift
G
Santa's rules are very clear
Am D
I get a lump o' coal on the 25th
Em D
My stocking won't contain
C D
No treat or candy cain
G
You see a bad boy, right here
Am D G
Santa will skip me on this year's shift
[Verse 2]
G
Alright, hang on...
G
You won't get a rock guitar
Am D
If you robbed an armored car
G
You'll get no pajama dress
Am D G
If you work for the IRS
G
Yeah, that escalated quickly, didn't it? Wait, it gets worse...
G
Forget about those poker decks
Am D
If you date your best friend's ex
G
And definitely no watch for you
Am D
If you ask a woman when she's due
G
...and it turns out she just... could use a little exercise...
G
All together now!
[Chorus]
G
I've been a bad boy this year
Am D
I'm not gonna get any Christmas gift
G
Santa's rules are very clear
Am D
I get a lump o' coal on the 25th
Em D
My stocking won't contain
C D
No treat or candy cain
G
You see a bad boy, right here
Am D G
Santa will skip me on this year's shift
Am D G
Santa will skip me on this year's shift
Am D G
Santa will skip me on this year's shift