Skullcrusher Mountain by Jonathan Coulton, tabs and chords at PlayUkuleleNET

Skullcrusher Mountain

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Jonathan Coulton is a geek rock / folk rock musician active since 2003 from Brooklyn, known for his songs about geek culture. He is best known for such compositions as "Still Alive" and "Code Monkey", as well as his cover of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back". He is the Contributing Troubadour for Popular Science magazine and the musical director for John Hodgman's Little Gray Book Lectures.

Every week for a year Coulton released a new song for free on his website as part of his Thing a Week podcast

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In the key of C

Intro: C Csus4 C Csus4

C Csus4 C Csus4
Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
C Csus4
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
C7
I see you met my assistant Scarface
F C
His appearance is quite disturbing
F G7
but I assure you he's harmless enough
F C
He's a sweetheart calls me Master
F G7 F G7
And he has a way of finding pretty things
F G7
and bringing them to me

C
I'm so into you
Gm
But I'm way too smart for you
F
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
Fm
I'm not surprised that you agree
C
If you could find some way to be
Gm
A little bit less afraid of me
F
You'd see the voices that control me
Fm
from inside my head
A#7 C Csus4
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

C Csus4 C Csus4
I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
C Csus4
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
C7
What's with all the screaming
F C
You like monkeys you like ponies
F G7
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
F C
Maybe I used too many monkeys
F G7 F G7
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony
F G7
making a gift for you

C
I'm so into you
Gm
But I'm way too smart for you
F
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
Fm
I'm not surprised that you agree
C
If you could find some way to be
Gm
A little bit less afraid of me
F
You'd see the voices that control me
Fm
from inside my head
A#7 C Csus4 C C7
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

F Em
Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
F G7
While up above the waves my doomsday squad
C C7
ignites the atmosphere
F
And all the fools who lead their foolish lives
Em A7
may find it quite explosive
Dm F G7
Well it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here

C Csus4 C Csus4
You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
C Csus4
So maybe you could cut me just a little slack
C7
Would it kill you to be civil
F C
I've been patient I've been gracious
F G7
And this mountain is covered with wolves
F C
Hear them howling my hungry children
F G7 F G7
Maybe you should stay and have another drink
F G7
and think about me and you

C
I'm so into you
Gm
But I'm way too smart for you
F
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
Fm
I'm not surprised that you agree
C
If you could find some way to be
Gm
A little bit less afraid of me
F
You'd see the voices that control me
Fm
from inside my head
A#7 C
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
A#7 C
I shouldn't kill you yet
A#7 C Csus C
I shouldn't kill you yet