[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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And there's a centipede
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Naked in your bedroom
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Oh, and you swear to God
Gm Eb
The fucker's out to get you
[Chorus]
Dm
And I digress
Cm Eb
'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
Dm
I try my best
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To scoop the slugger out the window
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
Gm Dm
And there's a praying mantis
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Prancing on your bathtub
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And you swear it's a priest
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From a past life out to getcha
[Chorus]
Gm Dm
And I digress
Eb
'Cause I must make you the perfect evening
Dm
I try my best
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To put the priest inside a jam jar
[Instrumental 2]
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[Verse 3]
Gm Dm
And there's a millipede
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Angry on your carpet
Dm
Oh, and I must admit
Bb Eb Gm
He's staring with a vengeance
[Chorus]
Dm
Oh, and I digress
Eb
'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
Bb Dm
And I try my best
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To prove that nothing's out to get you
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To prove that nothing's out to get you