[Intro]
Gm Cm D x2
[Verse 1]
Gm Cm D
imma slide into ya DMs today
Gm Cm D
Cause u r a gorgous amazing bae
Gm Cm D
this is delightful to my ears and brain
Gm Cm D
Nice hair my cousin hair is kinda is like that
I LOVE YOU
[Chorus 1]
Cm D
The mood is right but the words are so wrong
Cm F
When YouTube comments write a love song
[Verse 2]
Gm Cm D
HI I LOVE YOU THAT'S ALL OK BYE
Gm Cm D
I LIKE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR BROWS AND YOUR EYES
Gm Cm D
Your nice looks face I love how you rhyme
Gm Cm D
I cri evrytiem Have My Babies
[Chorus 2]
Cm D
There is no doubt that I'll die alone
Cm F
When YouTube comments write a love song
[Verse 3]
Oh hey Hey quick question that kind of just popped up
Gm Cm D
Are you gay
Gm Cm D
What are you gay
Gm Cm D
not b racist but r u gay
Gm Cm D
Why do all of the awesome guys have to be gay
[Chorus 3]
Cm D
It's no big deal I just wanna know
Cm F
When GayTube comments keep I gay homo
[Verse 4]
Gm Cm D
Heavy breathing
Gm Cm D
*Crying*
Gm Cm D
Sweet moment of silence
Gm Cm D
Pop-Tart eating noises
Gm Cm D
Ew
[Bridge]
Cm D
Words aren't enough cause the feeling's too strong
Cm F
Crying in gay
[Verse 5]
Gm Cm D
Gosh you don't have any towels in there My hands are all wet
Gm Cm D
wtf you're still alive What
Gm Cm D
imma keep it real with you I thought you died It's been like a minute
Gm Cm D
IT'S BEEN A YEAR What IT'S BEEN YEARS
[Outro]
N.C.
the rare jon cozart emerges from his cave for his annual appearance
N.C.
Don't touch me what are you doing
N.C.
only to return to his hibernation for a year Ow ow
N.C.
Elise Elise What are you- stop it
N.C.
I MISSED YOU
N.C.
What?
Jon Cozart dies