Verse Chorus
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D# x6888x D x6888x
D x5777x Gm 3553xx
C x3555x C x3555x
[Intro]
D# D C
D# D C D
D# D C
D C D C D
[Verse 1]
Well
D# D
On my 40th birthday
D# D
I woke up in Poland
D# D
Just accidentally
C
I looked around and thought, “I better keep on rollin’”
D C D C D
So we rolled right the fuck on outta Poland, alright
D# D
Free Christiania
D# D
That’s where my birthday ended
D# D C
My friends said, “where were ya, we couldn’t find ya, why’re you bleeding?”
D C D C D
So I said ---- as I bled
[Chorus 1]
D Gm D
I’ve been swinging a chicken
D Gm D
I’ve been swinging a chicken
D Gm C
I’ve been swinging a chicken
D C D C D
Three times over my head
[Verse 2]
D# D
I hear that Superman’s a Jew
D# D
Or at least an immigrant
D# D C
And Nosferatu too but what do they do when they screw up so bad
D C D
It’s like a kryptonite magnet that is dragging them to their death bed?
C D
What do they do instead?
They say if you need me
[Chorus 2]
D Gm D
I’ve been swinging a chicken
D Gm D
I’ve been swinging a chicken
D Gm C
I’ve been swinging a chicken
D C D C D
Three times over my head
[Bridge]
D
If you do enough living, you’ll be faced with a decision
D
Between committing a sin and just committing another sin
D
Now you’ll want a shot at redemption, you want a shot at redemption?
D
Don’t use a rubber chicken, because then the sin just bounces back in
D
Now you take it by each wing and you sing
D
You sing, “won’t you help me swing this frightened chicken, it’s all I ever had”
D
Alright DD, get ready
D
Swing that chicken one time
D
Swing that chicken two times
D
Swing that chicken three times, alright!
[Chorus 3]
D Gm D
I’ve been swinging a chicken
D Gm D
I’ve been swinging a chicken
D Gm C
I’ve been swinging a chicken
D C D C D
Three times over my head
D Gm D
I’ve been swinging a chicken
D Gm D
I’ve been swinging a chicken
D Gm C
I’ve been swinging a chicken
D C D C D C D
Three times over my head