A9 B A9 B A9 B A9 B
A9 B A9 B
I am hanging in the bathroom
A9 B C#m
at the biggest party of the fall
A9 B A9 B
I could stay right here or disappear
A9 B (A9 B) (x2)
and nobody’d even notice at all
A9B A9 B
I’m a creeper in a bathroom
A9 B C#m
‘cause my buddy kinda left me alone
A9 B A9 B
But I’d rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
A9 B E
or pretend to check a text on my phone
Abm
Everything felt fine
B
when I was half of a pair
Abm
and through not fault of mine
A B7
there’s no other half there now I’m just
E B
Michael in the bathroom
C#m A9 E
Michael in the bathroom at a party
A9 B
Forget how long it’s been I’m just
E B
Michael in the bathroom
C#m A9 Abm
Michael in the bathroom at a party
No you can’t come in
A B
I’m waiting it out ‘til it’s time to leave
C#m F#7
and picking at grout as I softly grieve
E Ab
I’m just Michael who you don’t know
C#m F#7
Michael flying solo
A9 B (A9 B) (x4)
Michael in the bathroom by himself
all by himself
A9 B A9 B
I am hiding but he’s out there
A9 B C#m
just ignoring all our history
A9 B
Memories get erased
A9 B
and I’ll get replaced
A9 B E
with a “new” “cooler” version of me