A
Did you drop a clanger?
E
A spanner in the works
Bm
Did it all pour out the wrong way?
D
Bent out of shape
Through the Chinese whispers
Dm G
Oh Clarence I do believe
This life is killing me
A
Speed camera caught us at Nottingham
E
When the radio lifted the curse
Bm
Newsflash - 'Who flooded the florist?'
D
Good sir, you've got a lot of nerve
Dm G
Through towers tall and skeletal trees
This old banger carries me
C Am
up and away
F
Lightning has struck
Bb G
Twice in the exact same place
C
Can't get in the club
Am
Can't get out of the rain
F
Get over it, get over it
Bb G
And remember not to forget
G A
That I am as subtle and as playful
E
As a hammer headed shark
Bm
But i could name you every service station
D
On the M6 off by heart
A
Test results prove inconclusive
E
As to whether your world is round
Bm
Mine is a Rubik's cube
D
Pass it on or go and figure it out
Dm G
It's all a bloody jambouree
C Am
This banger carries me up and away
F
Couldn't give a flying fuck
Bb G
What the old Parkonians say
C
Lightning has struck
Am
Rain rain go away
F
Get over it, get over it
Bb G
And remember not to forget about me
A