[intro]
D A D
[verse]
D A
Oh the big Five-0 uh-oh it hits you like a bomb
A D
Your libido is waning and your memory is gone
D D7 G
You can well-nigh say goodbye to get-up-and-go
A D A D
How -de-do welcome to the big Five-0
[verse]
D A
The things you used to do all night back when you was 20
A D
Still reappear and bring you cheer but twice a year is plenty
D D7 G
Your mind says "party" and your body says "whoa"
A D D7
Grind your gums here comes the big Five-0
[bridge]
G D
You got sags of ever-growing size
G D
You got bags underneath your eyes
G D
You got a spare tire from all those beers
E A
You got hair growin' out of your eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeears
[verse]
D A
You got a pain in your torso achey-breaky bones
A
Dizzy spells and moreso gallstones
D D7 G
It hurts for a week whenever you stub your toe
A D A D D7
Tough luck you can't duck the big Five-0
[bridge]
G D
You work less before you take a break
G D
You play less it's hard to stay awake
G D
You put less strain upon your heart
E A
The only thing you do more of is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
[verse]
D A
Yeow stay away from women stay away from sports
A
Is your hair all grey and thinnin'? you bet your boxer shorts you better
D D7 G
Watch your diet eat real slow
A
You got all you're ever gonna get careful not to work up a sweat
[outro]
A
Don't get upset take another Tagamet you're gonna regret you ever met
D A D A D
The big Five-0
D A D
[verse]
D A
Oh the big Five-0 uh-oh it hits you like a bomb
A D
Your libido is waning and your memory is gone
D D7 G
You can well-nigh say goodbye to get-up-and-go
A D A D
How -de-do welcome to the big Five-0
[verse]
D A
The things you used to do all night back when you was 20
A D
Still reappear and bring you cheer but twice a year is plenty
D D7 G
Your mind says "party" and your body says "whoa"
A D D7
Grind your gums here comes the big Five-0
[bridge]
G D
You got sags of ever-growing size
G D
You got bags underneath your eyes
G D
You got a spare tire from all those beers
E A
You got hair growin' out of your eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeears
[verse]
D A
You got a pain in your torso achey-breaky bones
A
Dizzy spells and moreso gallstones
D D7 G
It hurts for a week whenever you stub your toe
A D A D D7
Tough luck you can't duck the big Five-0
[bridge]
G D
You work less before you take a break
G D
You play less it's hard to stay awake
G D
You put less strain upon your heart
E A
The only thing you do more of is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
[verse]
D A
Yeow stay away from women stay away from sports
A
Is your hair all grey and thinnin'? you bet your boxer shorts you better
D D7 G
Watch your diet eat real slow
A
You got all you're ever gonna get careful not to work up a sweat
[outro]
A
Don't get upset take another Tagamet you're gonna regret you ever met
D A D A D
The big Five-0
Dope Lemon
Dopewalka
Dora Brown
Dora Libia
Doran Robin
Doris Dragovic
Doris Machin
Doris Salas
Doris Troy
Dorit Reuveni