[intro]
G D G
[verse]
G C G
My whole world has gone downhill since my baby turned gay
G A D
Everything was fine until she went the other way
G C
I don't sleep like I know I should I don't enjoy my livelihood
G D G
And nothin' don't taste as good since my baby turned gay
[verse]
G C G
I give my heart to her and then my baby went away
G A D
She run off with a carpenter name of Lucy Mae
G C
My pride's shattered and my ego's shrunk all I wanna do is get sloppy drunk
G D G G7
I never ever ever woulda thunk my baby'd turn gay
[bridge]
C G
My centerfold done hit the road woe is me
C A D
It's a cruel world cause I'm a fool for girls and so is she
[verse]
G C G
I'm never gonna be the same as yesterday
G A D
I don't know who to blame dang it anyway
G C
I wash my own laundry now cook my own greasy chow
G D G
I sit alone and wonder how come my baby turned gay