Derek and Clive is a double act of comedic characters created by Dudley Moore (Derek) and Peter Cook (Clive) in the 1970s. The performances were captured on the records Derek and Clive (Live) (1976), Derek and Clive Come Again (1977), and Derek and Clive Ad Nauseam (1978), as well as in a film documentary, Derek and Clive Get the Horn (1979). The characters are foul-mouthed extensions of the earlier characters Pete and Dud.
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CGF As I was walking down the street one day CG I saw a house on fire GG There was man, shouting and screaming out an upper-storey window GCG To the crowd that was gathered there below CGC For he was sore afraid
CGF Jump! You fucker, jump! C Jump into this here blanket what we are holding CG And you will be all right GGCF He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck - CGC There was no blanket
CGF Laugh?! We nearly shat! C We had not laughed so much since Grandma died CG Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle CG We are miserable sinners CGC Fi-i-ilthy fuckers FC #Ahhhrrrr-soles