Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
GCGD She cooks with lard Loves hot food bars GCGD A quart of sweet tea and fried pork skins GCGD Can't get enough eats till she's stuffed GCDG Go's to the bath room and she comes back again DCG She thinks she looks just like Madonna CGDGD When she runs her greasy fingers through her bleach blond hair CG Most sometimes she'll place another order CGD And lordy have mercy on that little bitty chair
Chorus: GDCG She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles DCGD Eatin me outta house and home GDCD Her booty size well it outta be illegal GDCD She has a hard time sittin on the throne GD Hamburgers, Hotdogs CG Cheese fries, and Coldslaw GCDG A dozen bear claws yum, yum, yum
GCGD Loves sausage links, hates diet drinks
GCGD Takes up both seats in a two seater car GCGD Her doctor said, lay off the bread GCGD But he didn't say nothing bout a Snickers bar DCG She drinks sweet milk by the gallon CGDGD And shed never eat a salad or a Lean Cuisine CG And she'll lay spread out on the hammock CGD After she's done her damage at Dairy Queen
Chorus:
EmC No you won't find her name on the weight loss of fame GD Down at Jennie Craigs EmC 'Cause when she eats em' out at the Waffle House GD They'll bring in more ham and eggs