Dm C
There is a boy in a band
Dm
who is friends with my ex-boyfriends
C
high school friend Christian
Dm C
A very nice gentleman
Dm
He seems to know me
C
but I can't remember him
Em
good god forgive me
C F C
I'm out of my element
C Em
And I can't seem to them all straight
C G
I've forgotten which people I like
D
and which people I hate and I'm waiting
C Em
for someone to shake me and say
Em C Em
Hey bitch your wish is my command
Em C
Just smile and nod we'll under
F C
Standing infront of the sink
F
I believe I've been tricked
C F C
into thinking I'm sick when I'm actually generous
F C
No use expecting the worst
F
let the thing run its course
C
and in time you'll look back thinking
F C
God how hilarious
C Em
And I can't seem to keep them all straight
C G
I've forgotten which ones I should skip
D
and which ones I should take and I'm waiting
C Em
for someone to shake me and say
Em C
Hey bitch Don't quit
Em
You're almost there
C F
Dont give up now make friends instead
C F C
of going out go home instead of going down
Em
go back to bed
F C
There is a man on the phone
F
Who's convinced I'm alone
C
And I try to convince the poor guy
F C
that it's way too late
F
He seems to like me
C Em
but I can't relate I would like to get closer
C F C
But Christ all the time it takes
C Em
And I can't seem to keep myself straight
C G
I've forgotten which feelings to show
D
and which feelings to fake and I'm waiting
C Em
for someone to shake me and say
Em C
HEY BITCH Nice tits
Em
You're broke but then
C
you're rich in love
F
You're great in bed
C
You'll see the world
F
You'll knock 'em dead
C F
And all the thick books that you've read
C Em F
will count for nothing in the end