Biography:
there are several artists named Chris Ross
1) Hardcore producer signed with Hardcore Underground.
Demonstrating extraordinary musical maturity beyond his years, and with an ever expanding knowledge of his field, Music Technology student Chris Ross has already achieved a lot for someone so young. Having first released his early Hardcore works via the independent NSR Records, Chris has migrated more and more towards the Breakbeat / Drum'n'Bass spectrum in recent years, and was signed to Hardcore Underground in 2012.
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This is a song that's going to be on Chris' upcoming album.
I know these chords are 100% accurate since Chris graciously took the time to tell me how he plays it.
He also said that he originally wrote it with a capo on the 1st fret, but lately has been playing it open.
Have fun with it, and definitely youtube the song to catch the "eeh's" and "mmm's" during the verses:
When he plays the B7, the F# note that's on the e string isn't really heard, or it sounds like he leaves that
string open.
G B7
If it weren't for drunk women, my hair would be black
C Am7
My tank would be full in my third Cadillac
G B7 C Am7
And every girl would swoon over me
G D G
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd be livin' the dream
G B7
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd never be sad
C Am7
Get angry or jealous, just from watchin' you dance
G B7 C Am7
I'd walk to the floor, so cool, and take your hand
G D G
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd act like a man
C
Blame the ones that came before you
B7
Darlin', you know I adore you
C G G7
But I'd be insane to try to play this game again
C
So have a ball and have your fun
B7
I gave it all for half your love
C G
I've said my piece and done everything I can
G D G
If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand
G B7
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd sleep like a stone
C Am7
Not stay up and worry 'bout how you're getting home
G B7 C Am7
Who's payin' your tab and who's movin' up your thigh
G D G
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd trust you tonight
G B7
If it weren't for drunk women, my heart wouldn't break
C Am7
So easily crack, so needlessly take
G B7 C Am7
I'd show you a love like you've never seen
G D G
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd have me a queen
C
Blame the ones that came before you
B7
Darlin', you know I adore you
C G G7
But I'd be insane to try to play this game again
C
So have a ball and have your fun
B7
I gave it all for half your love
C G
I've said my piece and done everything I can
G D G
If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand
D B7
I'm old enough now to know that your worth
C
Has got nothin' to do with the length of your skirt
G G7
The waves in your hair or the smoke in your eyes
C B7
And if you knew it too, if you saw what I see
C
The beauty that lies and hides underneath
C G
You'd never give it all away
G D G
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd ask you to stay
C
Blame the ones that came before you
B7
Darlin', you know I adore you
C G G7
But I'd be insane to try to play this game again
C
So have a ball and have your fun
B7
I gave it all for half your love
C G
I've said my piece and done everything I can
G D G
If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand
G B7
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd wear me a ring
C Am7
Have three or four children, with similar names
G B7 C Am7
I'd sing 'em to sleep and love you all night long
G D G
If it weren't for drunk women, I wouldn't be gone
End on G
I know these chords are 100% accurate since Chris graciously took the time to tell me how he plays it.
He also said that he originally wrote it with a capo on the 1st fret, but lately has been playing it open.
Have fun with it, and definitely youtube the song to catch the "eeh's" and "mmm's" during the verses:
When he plays the B7, the F# note that's on the e string isn't really heard, or it sounds like he leaves that
string open.
G B7
If it weren't for drunk women, my hair would be black
C Am7
My tank would be full in my third Cadillac
G B7 C Am7
And every girl would swoon over me
G D G
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd be livin' the dream
G B7
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd never be sad
C Am7
Get angry or jealous, just from watchin' you dance
G B7 C Am7
I'd walk to the floor, so cool, and take your hand
G D G
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd act like a man
C
Blame the ones that came before you
B7
Darlin', you know I adore you
C G G7
But I'd be insane to try to play this game again
C
So have a ball and have your fun
B7
I gave it all for half your love
C G
I've said my piece and done everything I can
G D G
If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand
G B7
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd sleep like a stone
C Am7
Not stay up and worry 'bout how you're getting home
G B7 C Am7
Who's payin' your tab and who's movin' up your thigh
G D G
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd trust you tonight
G B7
If it weren't for drunk women, my heart wouldn't break
C Am7
So easily crack, so needlessly take
G B7 C Am7
I'd show you a love like you've never seen
G D G
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd have me a queen
C
Blame the ones that came before you
B7
Darlin', you know I adore you
C G G7
But I'd be insane to try to play this game again
C
So have a ball and have your fun
B7
I gave it all for half your love
C G
I've said my piece and done everything I can
G D G
If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand
D B7
I'm old enough now to know that your worth
C
Has got nothin' to do with the length of your skirt
G G7
The waves in your hair or the smoke in your eyes
C B7
And if you knew it too, if you saw what I see
C
The beauty that lies and hides underneath
C G
You'd never give it all away
G D G
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd ask you to stay
C
Blame the ones that came before you
B7
Darlin', you know I adore you
C G G7
But I'd be insane to try to play this game again
C
So have a ball and have your fun
B7
I gave it all for half your love
C G
I've said my piece and done everything I can
G D G
If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand
G B7
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd wear me a ring
C Am7
Have three or four children, with similar names
G B7 C Am7
I'd sing 'em to sleep and love you all night long
G D G
If it weren't for drunk women, I wouldn't be gone
End on G
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