Biography:
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine (frequently shortened to Carter USM) are an alternative duo which formed in 1988 in London, England. The band consists of James "Jim Bob" Morrison (vocals, guitar) and Les "Fruitbat" Carter (guitar). The band released seven albums before disbanding in 1998. The band reunited in 2007.
In 1994, the duo expanded to a trio when Resque drummer Wez joined the band. In 1996, the band expanded further to include Salvatore Alessi of S*M*A*S*H on bass, Ben Lambert on keyboards, and Wez's brother Steve on guitar.
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GOD, ST PETER AND THE GUARDIAN ANGEL
Guitar Chords requested by Skin
I'd just like to say that this one was a bugger to work out and I hope you don't
have too much trouble following it.
A/Ab/A/Ab/A/Ab/A/A x 2
A
Kids are playing gangster wars
C#
They don't believe in Santa Claus
D
The baseball bats are soft of course
E
The blood is just tomato sauce
A
As icebergs go it's just the tip
C#
The start of the apprenticeship
D
A short sharp Glasgow kiss me quick
E
Karate chop and Kung Fu kick
A
And in the wings the grannies wait
C#
doing things that grannies hate
D
Queuing to accumulate
E
A pittance from the welfare state
A
Then back home on a forty four
C#
Put the chain on, lock the door
D
Cross another five bar gate
E
Sit and wait
CHORUS
A F#m
Don't open the door
B
Don't talk to strangers
G
You've not met before
A
Your guardian angel
F#m
Will watch over you
B
If your guardian angel
G
Has got nothing to do
A
In space no one can hear you scream
C#
Because no one's really listening
D
Saint Peter's got his gates to clean
E F# E
And God's too busy saving queens
A
To ever get down off the fence
C#
And give the meek their inheritance
D
So it's only common sense
E F#E
To get yourself some self defence
(CHORUS) Same chords as first chorus except last chord is E
B C# Eb F# F#/Eb/F# x 2
(CHORUS)
B Abm
Don't open the door
C#
Don't talk to strangers
A
You've not met before
B
Your guardian angel
Abm
Will watch over you
C#
If your guardian angel
F#
Has got nothing to do
C#
And so we leave this nusery rhyme
F
This grizzly gruesome pantomime
F#
From the cradle to a life of crime
And back again
Eb Bb Eb
And now it's time
C# Eb F# Eb Eb/Bb/Eb
To say goodbye
C#/C/ C#/C/C#/C/C# C# x 3
Guitar Chords requested by Skin
I'd just like to say that this one was a bugger to work out and I hope you don't
have too much trouble following it.
A/Ab/A/Ab/A/Ab/A/A x 2
A
Kids are playing gangster wars
C#
They don't believe in Santa Claus
D
The baseball bats are soft of course
E
The blood is just tomato sauce
A
As icebergs go it's just the tip
C#
The start of the apprenticeship
D
A short sharp Glasgow kiss me quick
E
Karate chop and Kung Fu kick
A
And in the wings the grannies wait
C#
doing things that grannies hate
D
Queuing to accumulate
E
A pittance from the welfare state
A
Then back home on a forty four
C#
Put the chain on, lock the door
D
Cross another five bar gate
E
Sit and wait
CHORUS
A F#m
Don't open the door
B
Don't talk to strangers
G
You've not met before
A
Your guardian angel
F#m
Will watch over you
B
If your guardian angel
G
Has got nothing to do
A
In space no one can hear you scream
C#
Because no one's really listening
D
Saint Peter's got his gates to clean
E F# E
And God's too busy saving queens
A
To ever get down off the fence
C#
And give the meek their inheritance
D
So it's only common sense
E F#E
To get yourself some self defence
(CHORUS) Same chords as first chorus except last chord is E
B C# Eb F# F#/Eb/F# x 2
(CHORUS)
B Abm
Don't open the door
C#
Don't talk to strangers
A
You've not met before
B
Your guardian angel
Abm
Will watch over you
C#
If your guardian angel
F#
Has got nothing to do
C#
And so we leave this nusery rhyme
F
This grizzly gruesome pantomime
F#
From the cradle to a life of crime
And back again
Eb Bb Eb
And now it's time
C# Eb F# Eb Eb/Bb/Eb
To say goodbye
C#/C/ C#/C/C#/C/C# C# x 3
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