I C know there's never been a man in the awful C7 shape I'm F in
I can't even C spell my name my D7 heads in such a G7 spin
To-C day I tried to eat a steak with a big old C7 table-F spoon
You got me chasin' Rabbits C walkin' on my hands
And G7 Howlin' At The C Moon
Well SUG I took one look at you and it almost drove me mad
And then I even went and lost what little sense I had
Now I can't tell the day from night I'm crazy as a loon
You got me chasin' Rabbits pullin' out my hair and Howlin' At The Moon
Some friends of mine asked me to go out on a huntin' spree
Cause there ain't a hound dog in this state that can hold a light to me
I eat three bones for dinner today then tried to tree a 'Coon
You got me chasin' Rabbits scratchin' fleas and Howlin' At The Moon
I rode my horse to town to day and a gas pump we did pass
I pulled 'im up and I hollered WHOA said fill 'im up with gas
The man picked up a monkey wrench and WHAM he changed my tune
You got me chasin' Rabbits spittin' out teeth and Howlin' At The Moon
I never thought in this old world a fool could fall so hard
But honey baby when I fell the whole world must have jarred
I think I'd quit my doggish ways if you'd take me for your groom
You got me chasin Rabbits pickin' out rings and Howlin' At The Moon
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