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God fucking dammit Dave There goes the last shit that I ever gave
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Isn't it ironic? Used to be platonic
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Then I realized I'm horns over heels for God fucking dammit Dave
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Making bedroom eyes at any Pretty boy or girl or troll,
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He always knows just how to piss me off
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Even if I beg he won't lay off
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God fucking dammit Dave! If only I could manage to escape
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All your hipster witchcraft, don't you fucking dare laugh!
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Just leave me alone, I just need some time alone
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(I just need some time alone, I just need some time alone...) *siiiigh* God fucking dammit Dave
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This bridge is shitty so you might feel pity
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For my tragic tale of incompatibility
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Can you distract me when he's so attractively
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Holding my weakness against me, the bastard
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Will he persist even after I kiss him
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I hate him, I love him
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But I keep on trying to prove that
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I loathe how I swoon I'm losing my confidence
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, I want him, I want him, I want him,
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I want you god fucking dammit Dave!
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And if I had a star to wish on for my life I can't imagine
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Any other stoic prick compares
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Mirror shades won't hide it if he stares
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Love me, hate me, fuck me, I DON'T CARE!!
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God fucking dammit Dave I might not be real experienced with humans
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But who am I fooling while my blood is pooling
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At the pit of me, as I lie awake and
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God fucking dammit Dave Whisper in my ear with your stupid voice
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Tell me that you love me, that you're thinking of me
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Straight and to the point, that is why I hate you
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God fucking dammit Dave