Biography:
The Bob and Tom show is a popular morning radio show broadcast live from Indianapolis, Indiana. The show has released several compilations of their own antics and the pieces of the guests on their show, including Heywood Banks, Mike Birbiglia, Jim Gaffigan, and many more.
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Other songs:
[Intro]
D Bm G A
[Verse 1]
D Bm G A D Bm
Dear Penthouse: Im a freshman at a small Midwestern university
G A D Bm
And I never thought something like this could happen to me
G A G A
When my teacher with the dynamite a**, asked me to stay after class
D Bm
And she started to undress
G A
I cant forget the statement she made
G A D Bm A
If you drop you pants Ill raise your grade
[Verse 2]
D Bm G A D Bm
Dear Penthouse: I never thought those letters were really true until
G A D Bm
I was on a fishing trip and I met a girl named Jill
G A
We had a little too much to drink
G A
I couldnt believe what I was starting to think
D Bm G A
So we headed to her tent, theres nothing like eating out
G A D
Though the next morning my breathe still smelled like trout
[Chorus]
G D
Ive read every issue since 1974
G D
The first two years behind the bathroom door
G D
I poured through every Penthouse I could find
E A
Even though my mom said Id go blind
[Verse 3]
D Bm G A D Bm
Dear Penthouse: Im a seaman first class at an overseas naval base
G A D Bm
Its been seven long months since Ive seen a womans face
G A G A
When I saw your recent issue, I took a box of Kleenex tissue
D Bm
And I locked the barracks door
G A G A D
Thanks to you Ive gotten a grip, please excuse my jerky penmanship
[Chorus]
G D
Ive read every issue since 1974
G D
The first two years behind the bathroom door
G D
I poured through every Penthouse I could find
E A
Even though my mom said Id go blind
[Verse 4]
D Bm G A D Bm
Dear Penthouse: Doing sports on the radio has always been my job
G A D Bm
Ive never wanted a man until I noticed BOB
G A
When were close I start to perspire
G A
His little buns set my loins on fire
D Bm G A
And I dream about the day hell say, Chick lets get undressed
G A D
Name and address held upon request
D Bm G A
[Verse 1]
D Bm G A D Bm
Dear Penthouse: Im a freshman at a small Midwestern university
G A D Bm
And I never thought something like this could happen to me
G A G A
When my teacher with the dynamite a**, asked me to stay after class
D Bm
And she started to undress
G A
I cant forget the statement she made
G A D Bm A
If you drop you pants Ill raise your grade
[Verse 2]
D Bm G A D Bm
Dear Penthouse: I never thought those letters were really true until
G A D Bm
I was on a fishing trip and I met a girl named Jill
G A
We had a little too much to drink
G A
I couldnt believe what I was starting to think
D Bm G A
So we headed to her tent, theres nothing like eating out
G A D
Though the next morning my breathe still smelled like trout
[Chorus]
G D
Ive read every issue since 1974
G D
The first two years behind the bathroom door
G D
I poured through every Penthouse I could find
E A
Even though my mom said Id go blind
[Verse 3]
D Bm G A D Bm
Dear Penthouse: Im a seaman first class at an overseas naval base
G A D Bm
Its been seven long months since Ive seen a womans face
G A G A
When I saw your recent issue, I took a box of Kleenex tissue
D Bm
And I locked the barracks door
G A G A D
Thanks to you Ive gotten a grip, please excuse my jerky penmanship
[Chorus]
G D
Ive read every issue since 1974
G D
The first two years behind the bathroom door
G D
I poured through every Penthouse I could find
E A
Even though my mom said Id go blind
[Verse 4]
D Bm G A D Bm
Dear Penthouse: Doing sports on the radio has always been my job
G A D Bm
Ive never wanted a man until I noticed BOB
G A
When were close I start to perspire
G A
His little buns set my loins on fire
D Bm G A
And I dream about the day hell say, Chick lets get undressed
G A D
Name and address held upon request
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Bob Dorough
Bob Dufford
Bob Filoramo
Bob Fitts
Bob Kilpatrick
Bob Kuban
Bob Lind
Bob Luman
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